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    Is That A Penis In Your Ketchup....

    ...or are you happy to see me? Other considered thread-title: Cockchup.
    Woman Finds Penis In Ketchup Bottle
    Source: News24
    Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

    However Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

    "It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she told AFP.

    "It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

    The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

    "I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

    Police have taken the object for analysis.

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    youre kidding, right?
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    That's just f$%ked up. What the hell was the guy thinking?? He should have watched American Pie Uno to know that a warm apple pie would feel more like "it" than a damn ketchup bottle...

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    Hit the News24 link on the article or the one I just supplied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    putting the sauce on her bread rolls
    That's so hot. The newscaster should read that statement slowly.
    Last edited by FH; 02.15.05 at 08:00 AM.

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    Mustard Man Sez: "It's not mine......I don't do ketchup."
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    Now, that's what I call a burger with everything on it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis

    Mustard Man Sez: "It's not mine......I don't do ketchup."
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    "Me too," Krauss replied.

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