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    Hey baby, what do ya say we play army? I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me!

    You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!

    Know what would look really good on you? Me!

    OH!!! Giggidy-Giggidy!!
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    Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Shalanda?

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    Lay down, I wanna talk to you.

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    "The eagle lands at midnight: bacon burger ice cube over" ~ jetguy5150

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    One a friend of ours used in college that we overheard: "Excuse me mam...you ain't much in the looks department, but you've got a really nice set of hooters and that goes a long way in making up for it."
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    If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I next to each other.
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    The best question to ask the hottest chick in a redneck bar!
    Are you my cousin?
    Just don't go blowin it by asking her who her daddy is.(LOL)

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    Hey sweetheart, ya know what would look great dangling from your ears? Your ankles!

    That's a nice dress, it would look great balled up in a pile on my bedroom floor.

    Do you come here often or do you wait until you get home?

    Got fries to go with that shake?

    If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?

    ** The one that suprising has worked for me**

    So...do you want to get drunk and fool around?
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    How would you like a hot dog to go along with that shake?

    Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!

    So you have you found Mr. Right yet tonight? (After she replies "no", you say: ) Well, how about Mr. Right Now?
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    These are the ones that have always worked for me...along with my babyface, dimples and "boyish" demeanor is:

    "Hi, I'm not one for cheezy pickup lines, so how about I buy you a drink and we go from there?" (used only once...on first wife.)

    "I'm not good at being sauve and debonaire (purposely pronounce it 'swavey and de-boner') but I think you're beautiful, can I get your name and then your heart?" (amazingly goofy, but makes the woman smile and shows that you're not after a cheap fling...ya know, you amy actually be a decent guy)

    AND FINALLY I flatter them with the one thing that men fear and women find irresistable...THE TRUTH

    (offering a handshake, with a sincere smile) I'm Pete, It took me all night just to say "hi" to you. I'm not one for wasting your time or mine, so here's my number, call me by ("X") time tomorrow if you'd like to grab... (offer up whatever option sounds right i.e.: dinner, lunch, movie, etc.) ...good night."

    At that point, I'm ready to leave anyway, have "scoped" out who may or may not be with someone. I figure that if they're interested, they'll call, if not; I save face by not getting shotdown right there on the spot. I don't do rejection well. It also shows that you're not interested in a cheap one-night stand or desperate.

    Even with my radio career and what-not, I'm a very shy, reserved flirt. I have always been intimidated walking up to woman after woman and throwing out the super cheezy lines. The fake, shallow, superficial ones are the woman that love the cheeze. I learned that one the hard way with my first wife.

    I used something similar to the last "line" with my bride and a couple of times before that. Their ages were 19 (1st dater after my divorce) 22 and 27(my bride of nearly 10 years).

    They all like the sincere, non-threatening manner; yet it shows a confidence and swagger that all women like in a man, but never admit to. 90% of all women can tell if they want to talk to you after the first impression. This delivery, I've noticed, leaves a sense of wonder and intrigue about you in their minds. Women like a good book to read and this approach offers them the opportunity to do their "reading" in a public setting or their choice, not yours. It allows you to be yourself, without laying it all out on the line in the first 5 minutes. It gives them something to "look forward to" as well.

    And if it all works out; it'll be the talk of all future conversations with her friends and yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    One a friend of ours used in college that we overheard: "Excuse me mam...you ain't much in the looks department, but you've got a really nice set of hooters and that goes a long way in making up for it."

    I'd risk getting slapped just for the pleasure of uttering that in public.

    Not to mention it'd make a great sig!
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    I think the Diceman came up with this one.

    Wanna fuck and get a pizza?

    (wait for reaction)

    What.....you don't like pizza?
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    "You know, I'd like to buy you some hoop earrings." Really, why's that? "Then you'll have somewhere to put your toes."

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    How about some of the ladies speak up and offer what's worked on them??

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    Well, I sort of used a pick-up line of my now live in BF.

    I was at a pool hired by a club my bf and I go to, and was told there would be a model drawing contest (hey, I'm into art) I was told the name of this male model, and I sat next to this guy and said hello. He said hi and introduced himself. He had the same name as the male model did. I heard him tell me his name then said,

    "Oh, are you the male model?"

    he replied,

    "No, but that really makes me feel good!"


    I guess you could say it was a pick up line, because he and I just sat there for hours talking, and then he asked for my number.

    I was once in the city at night and from across the road, a guy yells,

    "Hey, can I have your number, I've lost mine!"

    Makes me laugh.

 

 

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