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    Default Good Ol Home Remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
    Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
    throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
    instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
    vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
    while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
    yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing
    the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
    clock, will prevent you from rolling over and
    going back to sleep when you hit the snooze
    button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
    hammer, then you will forget about the tooth
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
    LMAO!

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    these will work everytime...
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    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    I've gotta try this one at home. All I hear is leave the seat down. WTF??!! You are just as capable to put it down as I am lifting it up when I go to the pisser. Women, jeeez...
    Rock the Red!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    I've gotta try this one at home. All I hear is leave the seat down. WTF??!! You are just as capable to put it down as I am lifting it up when I go to the pisser. Women, jeeez...
    Good manners, and the toilet lid is there for a reason!!! Doh!! men!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    I've gotta try this one at home. All I hear is leave the seat down. WTF??!! You are just as capable to put it down as I am lifting it up when I go to the pisser. Women, jeeez...
    ...or instead of using the sink, you can just sit when you pee. Less mess, and less to remember to do. Women have feminized us in every other way, why not sit when we pee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    Good manners, and the toilet lid is there for a reason!!! Doh!! men!!
    what i wanna know is who is stupid enough to sit down with the seat up anyway?! my guess is someone that probably DESERVES to fall in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatie
    ...or instead of using the sink, you can just sit when you pee. Less mess, and less to remember to do. Women have feminized us in every other way, why not sit when we pee?
    oh god! we have a squatter on our hands!

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    You know, just thinking about it now, my BF has never left the seat up. He must either sit down, or put the seat down himself when he's done.

    But apart from the seat, does any man here put down the LID??

    I think it looks dirty to have the toilet lid up. Doesn't this lack of cleansiness bother men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by journeyrocks
    But apart from the seat, does any man here put down the LID??

    I think it looks dirty to have the toilet lid up. Doesn't this lack of cleansiness bother men?
    Finally, someone else who gets it!

    Put that thang down!

    No more dog drinking out of the toilet
    No more accidentally dropping stuff in there!
    Gateway to the sewer - close it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    Finally, someone else who gets it!

    Put that thang down!

    No more dog drinking out of the toilet
    No more accidentally dropping stuff in there!
    Gateway to the sewer - close it!
    Yeah I'm a guy and I put both down every time. Not because I was nagged to but because I chose to. I really don't care to sneak a peek into the shitter everytime I enter the bathroom.

    But its not just men! From what I've heard the womens bathroom can get disgusting too. In the mens bathroom you're sure to see unflushed toilets, used paper towels everywhere but IN the trash, and piss all over the floor below the urinals, but what you WON'T find is used tampoons!
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    Not to give you men too much information (and I hope I don't), and I don't know what other women do, but I have always wrapped them in toilet tissue and put them in the 'sanitary napkin disposal unit" next to me. So, do american women just drop them on the floor, or in the toilet, or what..??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASHAGAR
    But its not just men! From what I've heard the womens bathroom can get disgusting too. In the mens bathroom you're sure to see unflushed toilets, used paper towels everywhere but IN the trash, and piss all over the floor below the urinals, but what you WON'T find is used tampoons!
    Don't forget URINAL POOP. It's ever so popular with kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by simply using the sink.
    Shower is another and safer option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    Finally, someone else who gets it!

    Put that thang down!

    No more dog drinking out of the toilet
    No more accidentally dropping stuff in there!
    Gateway to the sewer - close it!
    Ahhh Billy, a beacon of light in the darkness.. there is hope for mankind!!
    Last edited by stilleddiesangel; 02.11.05 at 04:27 PM.
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