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    Default Year of the Cock..er Rooster!

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    I was wondering why there was a rooster on Google! When we were on computers for school, I asked someone on there "Hey, why is there a rooster on your Google?"
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    LOL

    -Ok so there's the rooster, the chicken and the hen. The rooster has sex with the hen. So who has sex with the chicken?

    -They're ALL chickens. The rooster has sex with them all.

    -Well that's perverse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASHAGAR
    LOL

    -Ok so there's the rooster, the chicken and the hen. The rooster has sex with the hen. So who has sex with the chicken?

    -They're ALL chickens. The rooster has sex with them all.

    -Well that's perverse!
    Where's that picture of the rabbit with the pancake on it's head?
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by evhslilhottie
    Where's that picture of the rabbit with the pancake on it's head?
    Thats a conversation from Seinfeld!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASHAGAR
    Thats a conversation from Seinfeld!
    Oh... I knew that! BTW, congrats on 1600 posts!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASHAGAR
    LOL

    -Ok so there's the rooster, the chicken and the hen. The rooster has sex with the hen. So who has sex with the chicken?

    -They're ALL chickens. The rooster has sex with them all.

    -Well that's perverse!
    So which came first, the chicken or the rooster?
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    So which came first, the chicken or the rooster?
    Eddie came first!
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    Well, SC does get Spurrier now...

    Go Cocks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    So which came first, the chicken or the rooster?
    I'm sure all the ladies would say the rooster...

 

 

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