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    Rugby fan 'cuts off testicles' to celebrate win

    A Welsh rugby fan has reportedly cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.

    Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the Daily Mirror reported today.

    Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

    But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

    Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

    Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

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    One more dumb-ass person that can't procreate!!! This world doesn't need more stupid people...
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    I have absolutely no reply to this...... I am dumbfounded..... What a dumbass!
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    Being a Buffalo Bills fan. That presents quite an interesting option. If the Bills win a Superbowl, "I'll cut my..."


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    I think a good title for that article would be:

    This rugby fan is nuts! Well, not really.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    He doesn't have the balls to do that....

    Oh, ummmmm... actually he doesn't!!! Hehehe....
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    Well, at least no one got trampled to death.

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    .........ouch!
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    What a nut job.

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    You have to have big cojones to cut off your own balls. I often say I would give my left nut if........ but I don't mean it. I can see cutting off one nut, but both?

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    What's wrong with that? I cut my balls off when the Pistons beat the Lakers. Is it THAT crazy?
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