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    Baluchitherium mistere's Avatar
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    Default I got Tomjonaviched!

    Alright, maybe the wrong forum here, but coining a new phrase;

    As an "appreciation" for all our hard work here at the office (relentless
    posting notwithstanding) the higher ups got us all some pizzas for lunch.
    Only they grossly underestimated how many people in the office actually
    eat and ordered about half as much as they needed. Hence, I got
    tomjonaviched. And now anytime anyone does a job half-assed, feel free
    to borrow the term. As in:

    "Come on man, you said the work would be done twice as fast at half the
    cost. Don't tomjonavich me."

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    I thought, when I read this, that you got punched so hard in the face that your dog at home felt it. Isn't that getting Tomjonaviched?
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.RYAN
    I thought, when I read this, that you got punched so hard in the face that your dog at home felt it. Isn't that getting Tomjonaviched?
    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.RYAN
    I thought, when I read this, that you got punched so hard in the face that your dog at home felt it. Isn't that getting Tomjonaviched?
    That's what I thought. - That your skull was displaced.
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    Took me a second figure out what we were talking about with regards to Rudy T, I immediately thought this was about his resigning or something.
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    I thought your face got caved in too, lol! Why is "tomjanovich" now synonymous with getting screwed??
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    It's synonymous for doing half the job.
    kinda like my work in this thread, apparently...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    It's synonymous for doing half the job.
    kinda like my work in this thread, apparently...


    Hell, I thought you were gonna say the pizza gave you stomach problems and you had to leave work early.

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    I guess we were all surprised to learn what "Tomjonaviched" meant.
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