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    Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema


    HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

    Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.

    "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

    Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.


    "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.


    The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.


    A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.


    Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.


    Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

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    what a shit way to die
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    Enemas...Not just for breakfast, anymore!

    I don't follow this at all...he had an alcohol problem, had a throat ailment, yet was so desperate for a drink he ALLOWED HIS WOMAN TO POUR IT UP HIS ASS ?

    Man, if I ever get a sore throat and a desire for some chili with onions and cheese, I'll surely remember this asshole, his asshole and his asshole wife!

    And hold the damned beer or four to wash it down with!

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    "Honey, when I said I wanted 'Booze up the ass', I was speaking figuratively!"
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    Yet another way to choke down "Ole Grandad."

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    And Texas scores again!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberfiddl
    And Texas scores again!!
    LOL!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberfiddl
    And Texas scores again!!
    What is up with Texas??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake
    What is up with Texas??????
    It's gotta be high property taxes that's causing this. Texas has 3 times the property tax of most states to its west.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake
    What is up with Texas??????
    C'mon....if I can take Republican jokes about California, you can handle this. I've seen your sense of humor. Knocks me on my ass sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    C'mon....if I can take Republican jokes about California, you can handle this. I've seen your sense of humor. Knocks me on my ass sometimes.

    What's that suposed to mean? It just seems that all the stupid freaky stuff always happens in Texas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake
    What's that suposed to mean? It just seems that all the stupid freaky stuff always happens in Texas!
    You ever been to San Francisco, sweety? I lived there for two years. All of what you've heard? Not only is it true, but it was slightly understated.

    Had the time of my life though.
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    Well, I guess on a scale of one to ten, most guys here would choose it over being bludgeoned to death, being shot, being electrocuted, drowning, choking to death on your wife's dildo, etc.
    Honey, I ain't through with you!

    GO ILLINI!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknblue
    Well, I guess on a scale of one to ten, most guys here would choose it over choking to death on your wife's dildo, etc.
    I hate it when that happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake
    What's that suposed to mean? It just seems that all the stupid freaky stuff always happens in Texas!
    Heather, don't read too far into it. You still are the hottest, most sizzzling chick here. I can't believe you still want to live in Texas after all this weird stuff is going on, but if you ever want to move, you just let me know..

 

 

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