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    Default Bring on The Donkey...

    so I was dinkin' around today and found this joke about 'bring on(back) the donkey'...I have no idea if this is the meaning behind Eddies picks or not, but it is rather funny...


    It was during the Gulf war. An Iraqi general decides to go to a
    front-line village and inspects his troops. When he arrives in the village, he is very surprised to find a female donkey in the camp.


    "Geez," he says, "Why is there a female donkey in this battle field??"


    "Well," the soldiers answer with embarrassment, "The Americans are
    bombing this place since several weeks, and all the village girls are gone. So, uh, when we need women, we only have this donkey to ..."

    "Fucking hell!" the general angrily interrupts the soldiers, "We are
    the great Iraqi Army! How could you do such disgraceful things?! I don't want to see this donkey around anymore!"


    So the soldiers chase the female donkey away. In order to st­rengthen
    the discipline and keep an eye on his soldiers, the general decides to stay in the village and commands the operations.


    And the war goes on. After a couple of weeks, the general starts to
    feel very in need...

    "Well," he thinks, "My soldiers may be right. Life is tough here
    without sex! After all, a female donkey is better than nothing...". So he orders his soldiers to find the donkey back. Once the soldiers bring back the donkey, the general jumps out of his office, unzips his pants, stands behind the donkey and starts to fuck the animal. When he finishes and feels finally released, he notices that hundreds of soldiers amazed and stunned are looking at him with big eyes.


    "Come on, guys," the general says, "Don't look at me like that.
    Isn't it the way you all have been doing before?"


    "No, sir,", answer the soldiers, "Before, we used to ride this donkey
    and find women in the next village."


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    Maybe by saying "Bring on the donkey" He means Bring on the ass.... he is a single guy now.
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    I thought this saying was for the strip clubs down in Tiajunna Mexico?

    Pretty common saying down in them parts I understand.

    Something to do with a female stripper and an actual donkey (rumor has it it is painted like a zebra)...
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    Lol, I've heard that story, just about a camel

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    We had a whole thread on this months ago started by me.

    Everything has been discussed already.

    Let me see if I can find it or maybe Olo or Brett can help locate it????

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    Quote Originally Posted by skyburst38
    We had a whole thread on this months ago started by me.

    Everything has been discussed already.

    Let me see if I can find it or maybe Olo or Brett can help locate it????

    me me me me, its aways about me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skyburst38
    We had a whole thread on this months ago started by me.

    Everything has been discussed already.

    Let me see if I can find it or maybe Olo or Brett can help locate it????
    I realize this has been discussed ad nauseam, but I am pretty sure that this particular story had not been told. I apoligize for not finding your thread to post...
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    Quote Originally Posted by skyburst38
    Let me see if I can find it or maybe Olo or Brett can help locate it????
    That better be hidden sarcasm

 

 

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