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    This is good.....


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    > I never quite figured out why the urge of men and women differ so
    > much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
    > have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
    > their heart.
    >
    > For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
    > into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
    > "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
    > I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
    > She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
    > for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
    > What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're
    > just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
    > satisfy your physical needs as a man."
    >
    > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to
    > sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
    > time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
    > big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
    > tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
    > which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted
    > new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for
    > each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out
    > a pair of diamond earrings.
    >
    > Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
    > wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
    > because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
    > to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
    > fine, honey." She was almost nearing satisfaction from all of the
    > excitement.
    > Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
    > all dear, Let's go to the cashier".
    >
    > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
    > feel like it."
    > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
    > "WHAT???!!!"
    >
    > I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
    > while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
    > enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
    > And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I
    > added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
    > I buy you?"
    >
    > Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
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    Hahaha, that was a good one.
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    That was unreal! I can't believe you put in all that time to do that. Awesome!
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    Seen that bit before. It's likely fiction, but damn does it make a good point.
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    It's been like that in Buschman's bed a few times before.

    "Can't we just cuddle??"

    Damn, I sometimes hate those words...
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    I have seen that before also, it is still a great story.
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    Hmmmmmmmmm! I can't help but wonder why you guys who think this is such a great story aren't getting laid as much as you'd like.
    Honey, I ain't through with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknblue
    Hmmmmmmmmm! I can't help but wonder why you guys who think this is such a great story aren't getting laid as much as you'd like.
    Has there ever been a man in the history of anything, that got laid as much as he'd like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel
    Has there ever been a man in the history of anything, that got laid as much as he'd like?
    I used to. But she got lazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveWalkinIn
    That was unreal! I can't believe you put in all that time to do that. Awesome!
    Thanks, but I can't take credit for writing it. A coworker sent it to me in an email.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel
    Has there ever been a man in the history of anything, that got laid as much as he'd like?

    See: Hefner, Hugh M.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknblue
    Hmmmmmmmmm! I can't help but wonder why you guys who think this is such a great story aren't getting laid as much as you'd like.

    And women wonder why men are so "afraid of commitment."
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    LOL... good one.. I'm afraid I'm the perve in our house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    LOL... good one.. I'm afraid I'm the perve in our house.
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