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    Default the official GIT ER DONE! thread

    ok-

    here's the thread for all you red neck and red neck lovers.

    GIT ER DONE!

    home of the blue collar comedy tour.

    talk about anything red enck related-be it comedy, trailers, cars, accents, women-whatever.

    like jeff dunham, a vantriliquist said the other night-must be hard teachin english in alabama. imagine trying to teach the classics...

    "romeo, romeo, where for art thou romeo"?

    "i'm in the bushes takin a piss"!

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    Well J, after months of planning here it is!!!! Discussion topics include:

    1. Beer
    2. Women rednecks find attractive (some may be disturbed)
    3. Beer
    4. Trucks, and anything that goes fast and/or makes alot of noise.
    5. Beer
    6. Shiny shit and fire
    7. How Democrats suck
    8. BEER!!!!!
    9. Ways to kill Jeff Gordon
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    What a great show, I remember watching that every week when I was a kid. Then I'd bust out my hot wheels, and wreck boss hog with my lil Robert E Lee!!!

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    Taken from the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette:

    Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and hit a tree near Cotton Plant on State Highway 38 early Monday morning.

    Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38 of Little Rock, are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip.

    On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.

    After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting the pavement and striking the tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released.

    "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his nuts off or we might have been dead," said Wallis.

    "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world," said Deputy Snyder, "but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how the accident happened."

    Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught, "and did anyone think to get them from the truck."

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    true story ladies and gentlemen

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    now that's funny i don't care who you are!


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    alright, for another redneck story, I'll give you one of my MANY firsthand ones. When I was doing my pharmacy rotation at UMC in Jackson MS, a man and his son were both admitted with gunshot wounds. They got in a fight at their family reunion over who was gonna get the last rib, the son pulled his gun, shot his dad in the leg. His father returned the favor by pulling his gun and shooting his dad in the head. They both survived.

    After the ER Doc told me what happend, I said "Them musta been some damn fine ribs!!!" True story, first hand redneck knowledge right there.

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    SAVANNAH, Ga. Dec 22, 2004 — Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

    Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

    The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

    He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.

    The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

    No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.

    The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.

    "We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."


    Information from: Savannah Morning News,

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    In the context of the redneck thread............I'd still do her

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    omg dude. Any true homage to the great bcct should at least have the title of the thread spelled correctly. It should be Git-R-Done, not er. What kind of redneck wannabe are you?

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    "Naw, I don't want ya'll to think I play with myself. Naw. But I was cleanin' it once n' it went off by accident". lol

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