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    In a Drunken Rhyme (II)

    All right guys, for those of you that have been registered here for a while you know what this thread is all about. For the newer ones, this is the place to settle down for a cold one. I would be willing to fill in as a temp bartender for Top Timmy of DIF if they wanted to take over the reigns later (no disrespect meant to either one of you by me starting this thread again BTW). I figured that we needed a thread like this to keep a positive vibe going at the Links. Also, LowLifeFlatHeadScum I think you would make an excellent bartender as well. I know I could use the help around here if you don't mind. I figured by your lovin' the Captain like me, you'd make a good fit in here! Also, lemme buy the first drink for my man JMJ! He's definately a stand up guy! Well people, without further ado,
    BOTTOM'S UP !
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    yez yez ya fo sho door!

    u kick ass!

    rum n coke rawks!

    next round is one me- for my mimbos max, vike and sucka

    my spiritual guider seenbad

    my ho's top timmy and mikeL

    my yankee wraymond

    my darlin steph...n that fine piece of real estate

    stilleddiesangel and maya...cheers honeys

    jared-yer patience is well appreciated

    breet-congrats on the new child..what a blessing!

    jedi-yer a fuckin solid kid...even though u can't drink yet

    ben- i still have no idea what u type half the time, but iz all good

    bostonian-how much snow?

    chris, yankee, fanatic, 79th-hockey? what's that?

    cheers all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMJ
    yez yez ya fo sho door!

    u kick ass!

    rum n coke rawks!

    next round is one me- for my mimbos max, vike and sucka

    my spiritual guider seenbad

    my ho's top timmy and mikeL

    my yankee wraymond

    my darlin steph...n that fine piece of real estate

    stilleddiesangel and maya...cheers honeys

    jared-yer patience is well appreciated

    breet-congrats on the new child..what a blessing!

    jedi-yer a fuckin solid kid...even though u can't drink yet

    ben- i still have no idea what u type half the time, but iz all good

    bostonian-how much snow?

    chris, yankee, fanatic, 79th-hockey? what's that?

    cheers all!



    This is what the F*** I'm talkin' about people!

    Keep em' comin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor
    All right guys, for those of you that have been registered here for a while you know what this thread is all about. For the newer ones, this is the place to settle down for a cold one. I would be willing to fill in as a temp bartender for Top Timmy of DIF if they wanted to take over the reigns later (no disrespect meant to either one of you by me starting this thread again BTW). I figured that we needed a thread like this to keep a positive vibe going at the Links. Also, LowLifeFlatHeadScum I think you would make an excellent bartender as well. I know I could use the help around here if you don't mind. I figured by your lovin' the Captain like me, you'd make a good fit in here! Also, lemme buy the first drink for my man JMJ! He's definately a stand up guy! Well people, without further ado,
    BOTTOM'S UP !
    Bartender? Yeah....a DRUNK bartender.

    First, bring me a carbomb, some honey-roasted peanuts, and one (1) freshly bathed Catherine Bell........for starters.

    Oh, better bring a towel too.
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    <Pouring up a coke and Capt for me buds, Greenpaw, Squalen, Janthraxx, and OneFoot. Apple martinis for both of Heather's hooters, my favorite English lady - SEA, my favorite Lead Synth player, and rockin "Aunt Shari". A Martinelli's with a marachino cherry for little Leslie, a Grey Goose vodka martini for our Emperor Brett, shots of Cabo for SNIC, JMJ, Yankee, RRMB AND his brother....and Gordon Bierch Marzens for everyone else in the house on me. >
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    "How about a beer?"

    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    You got it buddy! BTW, did they ever show Norm actually pay for a beer there?
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    someone get my lil bro janthrazz a shot of king louie the 13th

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    You can have your beer. Is anythin left in that bottle of Jack over there I say?
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
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    gimme another cigarette....

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    Alright guys it's been a month and a half since I've had a drink but imma have to treat myself for the fellas!

    Now off to the kitchen for a nice shot of Jack!
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

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    And what the fuck is a king louie the 13th??
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

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    Anyone else need a refill? 1fotd pours a capt and coke for himself
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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor
    Anyone else need a refill? 1fotd pours a capt and coke for himself
    <holds glass out, whimpering like a pup>
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
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