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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
    her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
    boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
    the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
    there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
    asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
    family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
    will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the
    boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
    door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet myparents, come on in!" The
    boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
    parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
    head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
    head down.. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
    and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
    pharmacist."

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    Good one voivod. I can picture it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
    her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
    boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
    the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
    there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
    asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
    family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
    will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the
    boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
    door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet myparents, come on in!" The
    boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
    parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
    head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
    head down.. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
    and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
    pharmacist."
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    LOL! That was awesome.
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    I used to work at a drugstore back in high school. The pharmacist was very cool, but had an evil streak a mile wide. I remember this one kid walking in and asking him where the "condos" were. George just got a big smile on his face, and bellowed "CONDOS? Do you mean CONDOMS?" and proceeded to tell this kid where they were, loud enough that everyone in the store could hear it. That kid hightailed it out of there like his ass was on fire (which would have matched the red in his face). I bet he didn't get any lovin' that night!
    Nothing to see here.

 

 

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