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    Reno man taken to hospital after self-castration procedure

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    1/19/2005 10:23 pm


    A 50-year-old Reno man told authorities he castrated himself to lower his libido and learned of the procedure on the Internet, police said.

    Washoe Medical Center officials cited privacy issues on why they could not release any information on the man.

    About 1:30 a.m. Monday, police said the man called 911 and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation.

    Reno police and medics responded to the man’s home near Brinkby Avenue and Robinhood Drive, and he was taken by ambulance to the hospital.

    Hospital officials said the man successfully castrated himself, police reported. No further information was available.

    “The man obviously needs some sort of counseling,” Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatie
    “The man obviously needs some sort of counseling,” Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly said.
    Understatement of the year.
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    ...um, after this, would it be PROPER to still refer to "..." as a man?
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    VANCOUVER, Wash. - A man who failed to look before he swallowed and wound up choking on someone else's tobacco spit has been arrested in the theft of a tractor-trailer rig, police said.

    Cuitlahvac Renteria-Martinez, 26, was arrested for investigation of first-degree theft shortly after he called 911 for emergency medical help, according to a police report.

    Renteria-Martinez remained in the Clark County Jail with bail set at $20,000 pending a court appearance Jan. 21.

    According to the report, the driver of a $60,000 Freightliner containing about $15,000 worth of merchandise left the engine idling at a local shopping mall while he went into a Sears store to wash grease off his hands, then emerged to see the truck being driven away.

    Police checked the truck's onboard global positioning system and converged on the vehicle an intersection in the Fisher's Landing part of town as Renteria-Martinez was calling 911 and telling a Spanish-language translator he was choking and needed help.

    After being arrested, Renteria-Martinez told investigators he was driving when he saw a cup, took a drink without looking and only then learned it he had swallowed the regular driver's tobacco spit, police wrote.
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