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    Jan 20, 7:57 AM (ET)

    SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to what one doctor called a "giant baby," a boy weighing 16.7 pounds.

    Francisca Ramos dos Santos, 38, gave birth to the healthy boy named Ademilton on Tuesday at a hospital in Salvador, 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo. He was the largest baby born at the Albert Sabin Maternity Hospital in its 12-year history, the hospital said.

    "Obviously the baby was born by Caesarean section," hospital director Rita Leal said. "Both mother and baby are doing just fine."

    Ademilton "could truly be considered a giant baby, for he was born weighing what a six-month-old-baby normally weighs," pediatrician Luiz Sena Azul told the Correio da Bahia newspaper.

    Santos has four other children - ages 9, 12, 14, and 15 - who were born weighing between 7.7 pounds and 11 pounds.

    "She knew Ademilton would be a big baby, but not this big" Leal said. "She, her husband and the hospital staff were caught by surprise."

    The average weight for newborns in Brazil is 7.7 pounds for boys and 6.6 pounds for girls.

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    I thought Fat Albert came out last month....

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    Wow! I thought I was big! That baby weighed 6lbs more than me!
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    Damn.... She must be sore!
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    In further news:

    New mother Rita Norton breathes a heavy sigh of relief at "how things could have been worse than they were!"

    Also, a new record has been set with the number of congratulations cards sent at one time by NBA scouts on the birth of a baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    In further news:

    New mother Rita Norton breathes a heavy sigh of relief at "how things could have been worse than they were!"

    Also, a new record has been set with the number of congratulations cards sent at one time by NBA scouts on the birth of a baby.
    Nice! I'll bet her husband is glad that she gave birth through a c-section!

    This reminds me of a joke:

    An italian man takes his son into a clothing store and say's to the man, "I would like to get a nice-a white suit for-a my son-a Luigi, with his a-big-a fuckin' head!", while slapping his son on the head. The man says alright, and goes back and fits his son with a nice suit. He comes back out and the man says, "Ah, That-a looks-a nice, and now I would a like for you to get-a some nice-a white shoes for-a my son-a Luigi, with his a-big-a fuckin' head!" while slapping the kid on the head again. The man says okay, and goes back, fits the boy with some nice shoes, but now he's wondering "Why does this man keep slapping his kid on the head?" He shows the father, and once again he say's "That-a looks-a nice-a, and now I would a like for you to geta nice-a white hat for-a my son-a Luigi with his a-big-a fuckin' head!, once again just slapping the shit out of the kids head. The man goes back and is fitting the son with a hat and notices that the kid does have a rather large head, but is still wondering why the father keeps slapping him. So when he comes back out, he say's "Sir, I can't help but wonder why you keep slapping your son on the head" and the man say's "Well, years ago, I-a married his-a mother, Maria, and she had-a this-a nice, tight, little-a pussy, and then along came-a Luigi with his a-big-a fuckin' head!"

    In order to do this joke properly, you need to do this animated slapping motion when he say's "A-big-a fuckin' head!" An exaggerated italian accent doesn't hurt the joke any either. The first time I heard this joke, I thought I would die, but the guy that told the joke really got into it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    I thought Fat Albert came out last month....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    This reminds me of a joke:

    An italian man takes his son into a clothing store and say's to the man, "I would like to get a nice-a white suit for-a my son-a Luigi, with his a-big-a fuckin' head!", while slapping his son on the head. The man says alright, and goes back and fits his son with a nice suit. He comes back out and the man says, "Ah, That-a looks-a nice, and now I would a like for you to get-a some nice-a white shoes for-a my son-a Luigi, with his a-big-a fuckin' head!" while slapping the kid on the head again. The man says okay, and goes back, fits the boy with some nice shoes, but now he's wondering "Why does this man keep slapping his kid on the head?" He shows the father, and once again he say's "That-a looks-a nice-a, and now I would a like for you to geta nice-a white hat for-a my son-a Luigi with his a-big-a fuckin' head!, once again just slapping the shit out of the kids head. The man goes back and is fitting the son with a hat and notices that the kid does have a rather large head, but is still wondering why the father keeps slapping him. So when he comes back out, he say's "Sir, I can't help but wonder why you keep slapping your son on the head" and the man say's "Well, years ago, I-a married his-a mother, Maria, and she had-a this-a nice, tight, little-a pussy, and then along came-a Luigi with his a-big-a fuckin' head!"
    Holy shit that was hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatie
    SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to a boy weighing 16.7 pounds.
    Somewhere Maury Povich is smiling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    Somewhere Maury Povich is smiling!
    LMAO...

    BTW, excellent joke Viking!

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    Viking that joke was too much!

 

 

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