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    Default Why Do People Smoke At Gas Stations?

    I work next door to a Chevron and every day I see some dumbshit light up.

    Normally, I'd secretly hope that fumes ignite and the stupid fuck becomes toast. The problem is that I'm within the blast radius of the 80,000 gallon tanks.

    How can people be so goddamed fucking stupid?
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    I was pumping gas late one ngiht at a AM/PM. This car rolls in thumping stereo cranking, while this guy gets out to pump gas his girlfriend sits in the car and smokes!!

    Its gets better....... she gets about 3/4 of the way down this cig and throws it out the window!!! I calmly walk over and step on it. She was about as dumb as it got.
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    There's just too many people around for all of them (us) to be smart. I wish we could rope off...let's say Idaho, and dump them all in there. Let nature take it's course. Make for some damn fine "America's Funniest Videos" clips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I work next door to a Chevron and every day I see some dumbshit light up.

    Normally, I'd secretly hope that fumes ignite and the stupid fuck becomes toast. The problem is that I'm within the blast radius of the 80,000 gallon tanks.

    How can people be so goddamed fucking stupid?
    Sounds like they may be relatives of the Florida rocket scientist who thought she could do a handstand on her second floor railing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    There's just too many people around for all of them (us) to be smart. I wish we could rope off...let's say Idaho, and dump them all in there. Let nature take it's course. Make for some damn fine "America's Funniest Videos" clips.
    why idaho? what did idaho ever do to you? We have had our share of dumbshits in tater land but nothing that deserves us to be "roped off"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai Boxer 9901
    why idaho? what did idaho ever do to you? We have had our share of dumbshits in tater land but nothing that deserves us to be "roped off"
    You're right. I'd be glad to rope off my state (NM) instead. There's plenty of dumbasses here that would probably be in awe of the influx of talent that were moving into the state.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    You're right. I'd be glad to rope off my state (NM) instead. There's plenty of dumbasses here that would probably be in awe of the influx of talent that were moving into the state.

    And I can vouch for T-One Way on this. I visit that state very very often. Viva la English! Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300

    How can people be so goddamed fucking stupid?
    Stupid or brave?




    We all smoke at gas stations you fuckin' dolt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    I was pumping gas late one ngiht at a AM/PM. This car rolls in thumping stereo cranking, while this guy gets out to pump gas his girlfriend sits in the car and smokes!!

    Its gets better....... she gets about 3/4 of the way down this cig and throws it out the window!!! I calmly walk over and step on it. She was about as dumb as it got.
    I was getting fuel one night, when I was OTR still, and it was colder than a witches tit.

    On the next stall over on the fuel island; a U-Haul pulls up with some one moving cross country. I only ascertained this from hearing the argument that it would be faster to go THROUGH Indianapolis, rather than AROUND it. Ahh, the stupidity of people is amusing. Where was I??? Oh yeah.

    So, the gal goes inside to grab a couple of subs for her and the husband and something else for the child that was with them. Her final salvo was "...and god-damnit, stop smoking like a chimney, you know he has allergies." I'm guessing the kid.

    What does this rocket scientist do...strikes a match, lights his cig and tosses said match in my stall. Needless to say, I wasn't happy. Neither were the other drivers fueling up by me.

    I walked over, and said, pleasantly; "Hey bro, you mind snuffin the cig until you get inside or away from all this fuel?"

    His response; "fuck you asshole, it's a free country."

    To which the driver on the other side of him, walked up and slapped him upside the head; knockin said cig to the ground, where I proceed to snuff it.

    The other driver had the best line I had ever heard for that situation.
    "You're right, it's a free country and I just exercised my freedom of choice to walk over here and exercise my freedom of expression so you would better understand, the complexities of our freedom to not let an idiot, like you, blow us up."

    The beauty of two 150 gallon tanks near empty allows for such events to transpire....God I miss it on the road.
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    We all smoke at gas stations you fuckin' dolt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai Boxer 9901
    why idaho? what did idaho ever do to you? We have had our share of dumbshits in tater land but nothing that deserves us to be "roped off"

    **SIGH......Wipes forehead off.........** So.........glad you didn't bring up Louisiana.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabot
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    We all smoke at gas stations you fuckin' dolt!
    What the fucks wrong with YOU!?!


    This pic depends on what side of the pacific your standing on.

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    Japan: These guys were brave, because they died for what they truly believed in.

    However, what these guys did back in WWII, and what the terrorist did on 9-11-01, are pretty much the same thing. So, I use that term, "BRAVE" very loosely.

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    I smoke at gas stations just to blow the fucking place up and take the lot of you with me. I actually light the cig right as I start fueling just to even the odds. You don't like it? Suck my kiss!!!!
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