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    Ashlee's Deep Denial

    Simpson sidesteps booing blame; Plus, Ashley parties, Madonna chants, and more

    Jan. 12, 2005

    "Ashlee Simpson is fast becoming an expert at the blame game. After her lip-synching, square-dancing meltdown on "Saturday Night Live," she was quick to fault both the band and her pesky acid reflux.

    Now, days after she received a resounding chorus of boos following an eardrum-shattering half-time performance at the Orange Bowl, she's once again running plays from the excuses handbook (a tome we're guessing was penned by dad Joe Simpson), and she's pointing the fickle finger of responsibility at everyone but herself.

    "If they didn't like the performance, and that's what it was about, then sorry to them," a deep-in-denial Ashlee pouts to MTV. "Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the half-time show 'cause the whole thing sucked. I was facing [the Oklahoma Sooners], and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn't like me. You never know. But I can't make everybody happy."

    As for her much-mocked, off-key rendition of "La La" (its screechy denouement of "you make me wanna scream" is forever seared in our brain), Simpson blames that old-standby -- the sound equipment.

    "There were no ear monitors when we went onstage," she complains. "No floor monitors. And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard. My sister [Jessica] was like, 'I don't know how you just did that! I performed in stadiums, and if I didn't have my ears, I would have freaked.'"

    But Ashlee says her recent trials and tribulations have helped her grow as a person, and she channels both Stuart Smalley ("I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me") and a popular bumper sticker ("Mean people suck") in dismissing her troubles.

    "I go from having a No. 1 album ["Autobiography"] and things going great and all of a sudden something like 'SNL' happens and boom! You're faced with how mean people can be and criticizing you and stuff," she tells MTV. "But I've learned a lot about myself through all of this. It's like, I'm not perfect and I'm not going to be perfect."

    For now, Simpson remains unconcerned about her seemingly shaky future. "I'm still 20, and a new artist, and I will only grow," she says optimistically. "And I look forward to continuing to not listen to what one person says and making good music." Good luck with that, sweetie."


    Dude, face it...YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!
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    Nick Lachey (Mr. Jessica Simpson) was on Jimmy Kimmel's show tonight and Jimmy brought it up. Nick said he sang at the Orange Bowl last year, too, and got booed, too. He started out by saying, "I'm sorry" and Jimmy made a joke out of it like Nick was apologizing that Ashlee was so bad. Nick's like, hey, I'm in bad enough with the Simpson family as it is!
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    Let's lay it out simply:

    Ashlee: You suck! You're famous because of your sister.

    Jessica: You suck also. You might be capable of singing on a level that dogs might appreciate, but the suck factor follows you around like a fart in an elevator.

    The Dad: Steal as much as you can from your two daughters because the well ain't gonna last, chuckles.
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    I have no problem with Nick and Jessica. She cans sing, I dont own any of her music but she has pipes and is pretty dam nice looking. Nick seems like a pretty down to earth guy, yes I know he was in a boy band but he semms like a ok guy IMHO.

    Ashley cant sing, isnt hot like her sister and is a Publicists worst nightmare. Why do they allow her to talk to the press. Is she this arrogant, does she really think she a huge star and will be around forever? Within a year we wont even know her name.
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    Within a few years she'll be in playboy..

    I hate Jessica Simpsons. I think I've never heard her music but I've seen "newlyweds" on MTV and she is such a bimbo and looks like she's always in a bad mood.. Yes, she looks good but the fact that she's so stupid and moody takes away a lot of her good looks..

    Now what was the topic again?
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    I have farted in better tune than Ashlee Simpson was singing that night.
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    Isn't it ironic that we have Ashlee Simpson's halftime performance/musical abilities or lack thereof in the "Non-Music" category?
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    Anyone wanna bet she's "spit out the bottom of the porn industry" before she's 25?
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    "And I look forward to continuing to not listen to what one person says and making good music."

    I do believe more than just one person had misgivings about your 'music', honey.
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    Gee, Kelly Clarkson still sounded okay when she performed. That's the difference when someone can actually sing.
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    Wow, with her lack of a grip on reality and ability to deny the obvious, I'm suprised she's not in the lead to head the Democratic party. That or the new White House spokesperson. How's that for fair and balanced?

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    Ashlee just needs to go ahead and take her clothes off for the camera!

    Then she'd look a whole lot better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by atomic_punk
    Within a few years she'll be in playboy..
    Oh God, I hope not. She isn't hot at all so seeing her Playboy would be another blunder.

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    ... "I go from having a No. 1 album ["Autobiography"] ...

    That was a punch in the gut -- not that it's a big deal but she did stand in the way of another #1 VH album. I guess her next album might have to sell based on something other than sis's fame.

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    Geez...look at this now (taken from Yahoo! News):

    But apologies are simply not enough for some music fans, who recently started circulating an online petition demanding that Simpson quit her music career posthaste.


    "We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again," the Stop Ashlee Simpson petition reads. "She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic." So far, more than 14,000 people have endorsed the sentiment.


    Last year, an organization called H.O.P.E offered a Ashlee Simpson CD swap, in which former Simpson fans in New York could exchange their Simpson discs for a CD of what the group calls "one of higher entertainment quality."

    Man...what does that say about how people feel about you as a "performer"? That has got to be an eye-opener.
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