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    Arkansas Cops Use Taser to Subdue Nude Jogger

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    West Memphis, Ark. - Arkansas' naked jogger has been zapped. For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.

    Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.

    Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.

    Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department, said that is did not initially appear that the man was mentally ill. He did not disclose his reasons for running without his clothes.

    "You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.

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    What a idiot!!!!
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    I can't believe they charged him with "fleeing". What an injustice.

    Is it fleeing if you're already running?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red
    I can't believe they charged him with "fleeing". What an injustice.

    Is it fleeing if you're already running?
    technically it is! but my question- where did they tase him?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
    technically it is! but my question- where did they tase him?????
    Captian Winkie is smoldering a little bit!
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    I just can't imagine choosing to jog with my balls slapping back and forth. That must hurt! Idiot should wear a ball bra.

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    That was one of the funniest comments I've ever read on this board..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    Captian Winkie is smoldering a little bit!
    Well...I don't think I'll be able to eat lil' smokies anymore.

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    I can't run in the buff either. The swinging throws off my rythmn plus I end up with wealts just above me knee and just below my chest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I can't run in the buff either. The swinging throws off my rythmn plus I end up with wealts just above me knee and just below my chest.

    LOL.......the water's cold, huh? (Deep, too.)

 

 

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