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    She's Nuts!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,00.html

    A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
    Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

    She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

    The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

    The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.

    After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.

    He said: "She grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I noticed my underpants had come off and I was in excruciating pain."

    Monti, of Birkenhead, admitted unlawful wounding but said she had little memory of what happened. She will be sentenced later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,00.html

    She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

    The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.
    Wow....I don't even want to imagine where he found the dude's ball.
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    Good God that had to hurt. But turning down sex, he must have came out of the closet...
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    No man deserves that! OUCH!
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    Now that was just uncalled for!....OW!

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    I'm quivering with pain as I read this. Plesae! No More!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    Good God that had to hurt. But turning down sex, he must have came out of the closet...


    I think they were already broken up. Looks like he made the right call by ending it in the first place...
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    Thats sick. Horribly, horribly sick.

    Talk about having your balls to the wall.

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    There are some guys out there that probably deserve to have their balls ripped out, but for breaking up and not wanting to have sex? Damn! What was her name again?
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    She is probably a "Swamp Donkey"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokgtar
    She is probably a "Swamp Donkey"...
    No....

    It's "Stubborn Donkey Swamp Mule"
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

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    I don't see the problem with this.......

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    Sounds like tabloid bullshit to me, either that or SEA finally lost it.
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    Holy balls! :faints:
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