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    Going under the knife "getting cut"

    Ok, there was a thread going where some of you'ns were either going to have a vascectomy done or had one done in the past. This coming Thursday is D-day for me and I was wanting advice from experienced fellas that have had this done. I am not sure if I am gonna like this valium I have to take. I almost pass out after taking an ibuprofin. Anyhow, I should be relaxed.

    I must say that during the preliminary "session" it wasn't too cool having the good old doc checking out my vaas. Steph went with me to the doc and we were in there and the doctor was like drop your pants there I need to do a prelim check. I was like ok and did it. He told steph that she could come over and watch if she wanted (she is a A & P teacher so this is right down her alley) and if it was ok with me. I said hell she can sing to it if she wanted...had to be there, but this foreign doctor about busted a gut.

    I must say...I AM GLAD TO BE A MAN! Womens are all the time going in and getting prodded. ICK.
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    Good luck! Speaking of having your wife watch. I had mine done at a military training hospital. Had about 6 people in the room. The doctor did one nut. Some intern did the other nut. Little bit scary!


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    Ain't no Doctor slicing into my jewels!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summer Nights in Cabo
    Good luck! Speaking of having your wife watch. I had mine done at a military training hospital. Had about 6 people in the room. The doctor did one nut. Some intern did the other nut. Little bit scary!

    LOL!... That's a real nut buster!

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    It was really easy and quick! I figured after the torture og goiong through labor three times, I would spare the wife further agony.
    I was at the doctor for about 45 minutes TOTAL. Gave me a quick shot of Morphine...spent about 2 minutes messing with 'the boys' and then it was all over. No pain of discomfort whatsoever before or after. I went home...put my nuts on a bag of frozen peas just in case they were to get sore.I must admit though, I did ham it up at home so the family would give me a day of peace!
    So there I was...playing Paystation 2 with my nuts parked on veggies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BottomzUp
    It was really easy and quick! I figured after the torture og goiong through labor three times, I would spare the wife further agony.
    I was at the doctor for about 45 minutes TOTAL. Gave me a quick shot of Morphine...spent about 2 minutes messing with 'the boys' and then it was all over. No pain of discomfort whatsoever before or after. I went home...put my nuts on a bag of frozen peas just in case they were to get sore.I must admit though, I did ham it up at home so the family would give me a day of peace!
    So there I was...playing Paystation 2 with my nuts parked on veggies!
    I volunteered the same thing. Steph gave me 3 beautiful children and went through all that, I figured this was the least I could do.
    They are giving me valium to relax me and I have to admit that is the part I am most worried about. Ibuprofin relaxes me almost too much, valium just might stop me altogether lol.
    I figure I will ham it up a bit. Got the xbox ready with Halo2, got the frozen bags of corn just in case, got the jock strap ready to go. Yeehaw. GET 'ER DONE I SAY
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    Yeah...you'll be fine! Just sit back and enjoy the day off!
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    nope, not this white boy- knife blades and ballbags should never be exposed in the same room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BottomzUp
    So there I was...playing Paystation 2 with my nuts parked on veggies!
    lmao.

    Agree with the concensus in that it's not that big a deal. I wish they would have given me a valium before though. They did try and knock me out with an IV drip of something...but i was still awake..Just some tugging and that's it.
    It was still weird having a dude and two chicks all staring at my boys.

    It's certainly worth the peace of mind knowing you can hit it all you want without a condem or having to pull out....which produced my 2nd son.

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    Well, tomorrow is the day. 3:30 pm. I sure hope this Dr. Dude knows what he is doing! Goodbye boys I hardly knew thee :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Executionor
    Well, tomorrow is the day. 3:30 pm. I sure hope this Dr. Dude knows what he is doing! Goodbye boys I hardly knew thee :-)
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