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    Here's an e-mail I received from a prostitute. Not her real name.

    -Jennifer-

    Sammy Hagar picked me up in a limousine. He wasted no time and finger fucked me on the way to the hotel. What I found weird about Mr. Hagar is that he insisted that I pour Cabo Wabo Tequila on his penis while I was giving him head.

    To my astonishment, to end the evening Sammy Hagar left a trophy in the toilet. The evidence suggested that he didn't even bother to wipe his ass.

    This man is a complete weirdo. Please don't tell his wife. Please.

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    Mr Nitz,

    This is the most tragically unfunny waste of time I have ever encountered.
    "The large print giveth and the small print taketh away" - Tom Waits

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    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] ...have another one.... [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    Please close this piece of shit now!

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    Closing this for obvious reasons.
    Right Now you're reading my post!


    I can't stand rap....people who can't sing do rap....you can sing rebellion as well as talk it....Hitler would have been in a rap band...

    -- John Entwistle

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