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    Default My Town Makes The Big Time

    That's right, the town I live in, not that I'm from...makes AP AND ABC News' Website. Yeah baby



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    MUSCATINE, Iowa Jan 7, 2005 — A Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for apparently showing too much of his friendly side to customers.

    Dean L. Wooten, 65, was accused of greeting customers with a computer-generated photo of himself in which he appeared to be naked except for a carefully placed Wal-Mart bag and of telling customers that Wal-Mart was cutting costs and the sack was the company's new uniform.

    A supervisor at the Muscatine store, where Wooten had worked for seven years, told him to knock it off after customers complained. He was fired five days later, in September, after he displayed the photo again.

    Wooten's application for unemployment compensation was rejected by an administrative law judge, who said "a reasonable person would know the act of showing a naked body wearing a Wal-Mart sack would not be good for the employer's business."


    Wooten said he did not see the harm in the photo, which he said was made by a friend who spliced a picture of Wooten's head onto a shot of another man's body.

    "When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing," he said.


    Yes sir...thank you Mr. Wooten for making us ALL out to be perverted backward-ass-country-fucks
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    LOL...Congrats bro, you must be a very proud citizen!!!!

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    I'm wondering why on God's green earth he wasn't fired immediately?
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the king of 10 fingers and six strings... Mr. Edward Van Halen!"

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    LOL...Congrats bro, you must be a very proud citizen!!!!

    Oh yeah...whooopppeee...yay....GRRRRRRRRRRR
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    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

    "Pete is this big, loud muthafucker with a big ass heart, y'all!!!!---------" - Hurricane Halen 9/27/13

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    Crazy Iowans.......
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    "65" if we could only have that much spunk at that age....

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    Almost sounds like this could be any town, in Louisiana!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen
    Almost sounds like this could be any town, in Louisiana!


    HH <---------------Yep, you got it, I'm from Louisiana!
    Or Kentucky! Heck, any place in the south!

    Old guy at Wal-Mart? So? Ya know the Neil Diamond song "Kentucky Woman", that's about a girl from my hometown! Long story short: She had an one night stand with Neil and then he wrote that song about her!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    "65" if we could only have that much spunk at that age....
    Spunk?...I'm thinkin' more like senile.

 

 

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