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    Atomic Punk Eddymon's Avatar
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    Attending among others are:

    David Lee Roth
    Eddie Van Halen
    Michael Anthony
    Alex Van Halen
    Valerie Bertinelli
    Brad Pitt
    Jen Aniston
    Della Reese
    Liz Taylor
    and Brad Starks

    At the party Dave walks up to Brad and Jennifer.

    DLR: "Hey guys whats happening?"
    Brad Pitt: "Duh, huh,oh yeah cool man."
    Jen: "Hi Dave, how are you doing?"
    DLR: "getting by, wanna go get a drink?"
    Jen: "Brad would you like to join us?"
    Pitt: "Uh, what?, no I want to talk to that guy over there, I think I can relate to him."

    **points to Brad Starks**

    Pitt: "hey buddy whats your name?"
    Starks: "Oh, hi, I'm Mushroom I mean Brad Starks. Official web-master for Van Halen."
    Pitt: "whats a web-master?"
    Starks: " I haven't got a fucking clue, I just get paid alot of money to do and say nothing."
    Pitt: "hey thats what I do to."

    **now we turm to the bar**

    DLR: "Jen I love you on FRIENDS. Want to fuck?"
    Jen: "I'd love to but I'm married to that idiot, and he makes more money than you."
    DLR: "Cool, I respect that."

    **now we go over to the couch**

    EVH: "hey Val, can you get my banjo, I want to pay the new country song I have been working on."
    Val: "Sure honey."
    AVH: "I thought we were going to a jazz album Ed."
    EVH: "Na, I thought it would be best if we went country."
    MA: "I thought we were going to do a rock album using our classic sound. Thats what I have been telling averybody at all these appearances I make."
    EVH & AVH: "SHUT UP MIKE! We will tell what you will be doing, now go refill the chip bowl and tell Starks to go walk Sherman."
    MA: "Sorry guys."

    **Back at the bar**

    DLR: "Well hello Della!"
    Della: "Hello David."
    DLR: "I love you on that show Touched By An Angel."
    Della: "Thank you kindly."
    DLR: "Now do YOU want to be touched by my one-eyed Devil?"
    Della: "I thought you'd never ask." [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    **they go off to the bedroom**

    **now back to the couch**

    EVH: "Hey Al, when is your new fiance going to show up?"
    AVH: "SOON"

    **Door Bell rings**

    Val: "Oh Hi Ms. Taylor."
    AVH: "Liz, this is my brother Ed."
    EVH: (laughing) "You got to be fucking kidding me Alex. She is older than Sammy."
    AVH: "Yeah but she is very rich, and is best friends with Michael Jackson. She can get him to be our next singer after we screw Dave again."
    EVH: "I like that, I felt a connection with Michael when I did BEAT IT with him. He might just be my true musical soulmate."
    MA: "Michael Jackson? Come on give me a fucking break! I am going to call Sammy and see if I can join HIS band."
    EVH: "Mike, if you ever talk to me like that again you better be wearing a fucking cup."


    The Saga continues.............
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Baluchitherium
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    Me Wise Magic
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    Little Dreamer
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    Can\'t Get This Stuff No More
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    I would just like to let you know....when I read that, I spewed root beer all over the computer monitor. That made my day/night so much better. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    Little Dreamer
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    I'm cryin' over here(LOL)! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    4 stars. I would like to hear more stories, like easter or valentines day! lol
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    Atomic Punk
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    hmmm...everybody wants some
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    09.23.16 @ 10:39 PM
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    LMAO...

    great eddymon, that was the shit!

    JMJ
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
    -Zachenfoot 2/23/10

    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

    "I'm doin' the victory dance. Told ya I'd be back. Tell me ya missed me. Say it like ya mean it" - Blood and Fire. =VH= 2012. Welcome back boys :headband:

    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    At first, I was surprised to see that Eddymon had posted in the 'Main Discussion' and not the 'Rumor Mill'. I must say this though, that was pretty damn funny. I love the dialog between Brad Pitt and Brad Starks. I guess they are kind of one and the same. Thumbs up Eddymon!
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

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    funny stuff...

 

 

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