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    Default Rothisms

    There's many of 'em. Post your favs here.

    Here are a few but certainly not all of mine.

    "You mean that hot dog I just ate was Sammy Hagar"

    "No that's not a microphone in my pants"

    "Sammy's constantly banging on the windshield. With a bottle of tequila in one hand and his dick in the other"

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    "Of course it's fuckin real, this aint Quiet Riot buddy!"

    "You like that nasty shit, dont you?"
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

    "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
    ~David Lee Roth~

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    "Fuck the concert let's go across the street and have a drink"

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    I got a cool one in my siggy

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth
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    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

    JH: "How was your New Years Eve show at the House Of Blues?"
    DLR: "James...I AM New Years Eve!"

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    "Baby you so sweet, you shit sugar I say.."

    "She walked over to me.....I say..I say she walked over to me and grabbed myyyyy....I say, she walked over to me and grabbed me by myyyyy...She walked over and grabbed me by the hand. (crowd boo's) Alright she grabbed by my dick, whaddya want man!" (crowd goes nuts)
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

    "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
    ~David Lee Roth~

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    "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend, PAL!!!"
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    After all these years of bright lights, I still don't need glasses --- I drink right out of the bottle.
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    "The Showstoppa!!"

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    "Hey, your girlfriend was partying with us backstage before the show, and she had a message for ya: 'mmfp mmf umf fmff mmm.'"

    "Would I join Van Halen again if they asked me? Not without a team of lawyers and a valuum!"

    "Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship."

    "I was the early Van Halen style. I wrote half of every song you heard from Van Halen, sometimes more than that"

    "I don't get all the women that I want...I get all the women that want me!

    "There's a little Van Halen in all of us, and we're just trying to bring it out. It's like something bursts inside of you, something that makes you not care what people around you are thinking. It makes you invincible, like if a car hit you, nothing would happen to you. That experience is about the audience, not us. All we do is provide the soundtrack."

    "I always thought that song should be sung by a girl."- Roth about Sammy Hagar singing "Panama"

    "I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"

    "The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!" US Festival 1983

    "Baby, don't stick that tongue out at me, unless you're gonna use it.. Ah, she's ready to use it!!" - to a girl in the audience

    "Hey, don't be throwin' no shit up on stage pal, cos I saw who threw that bottle and after the show... I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend, yeah!"

    "Oh my God! This is David Lee Roth of Van Halen, Live! In front of your naked steaming eyes"- a radio promo

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    sheesh, you got all of em there man!
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

    "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
    ~David Lee Roth~

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    "Here's my hat,What's my hurry?!"

    "Put that next to the Van Halen video will ya??"
    -After cussing on an MTV interview

    "By the way The Clash did save the world about a half anhour late last night ladies and gentleman..."

    "And if you believe that, boy do I have bridge for you!"

    The US Festival has tons of classics
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    But when she leaves, where she goes?
    I got the feelin' she don't know either
    Wait like the wind, watch where she blows

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    "I forgot the fuckin' words man...."

    "I tell you a little something right here I say..."

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    "Some people light their candle at one end, some at both, I take a flamethrower to mine" (or something like that).

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    The reason music critics like Elvis Costello and not Van Halen is because the music critics look like Elvis Costello. and for some reason everythime i hear him say Roy give me some echo I think its on the US festival thing it just cracks me up so I made it my sig.
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