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    AKA The JMJ, Sucka, and Vikings Mimbo thread!

    Early Monday morning, but I'm hoping to get a little action tomorrow night
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    I need some!
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    New Year's Day. It had been 3 weeks since the last time!
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    And how did that one go again?

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    Got a cutie coming over in roughly 30mins. Time to get my pimp suit ready. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece
    Got a cutie coming over in roughly 30mins. Time to get my pimp suit ready. LOL

    Have I seen this guy around a wrestling ring before?

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    Struck out tonight..she had a tummy ache! Welp, thank heavens for internet porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece
    Got a cutie coming over in roughly 30mins. Time to get my pimp suit ready. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Red
    Have I seen this guy around a wrestling ring before?
    Pimpin' anit easy

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    Two hours of sexual bliss this morning when I got home, and again when I woke up this afternoon. AND raised the bar on the # of orgasms she has in one session to a new record of..........12!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece
    Struck out tonight..she had a tummy ache! Welp, thank heavens for internet porn.
    Bro you got to slow down with that thing or you'll break it
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    Quote Originally Posted by homeunit
    Bro you got to slow down with that thing or you'll break it
    LOL That's why God created duct tape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece
    LOL That's why God created duct tape.
    I'll have to remember that! Meeting a sweetie tonight at the bar. I could have gotten some last night if not for the fact that my car was, and still is frozen shut! I am going to have to take desperate measures here in a bit!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Good luck my friend. Tell that girl she better have her accountant ready, cause you gonna tax dat ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar
    Two hours of sexual bliss this morning when I got home, and again when I woke up this afternoon. AND raised the bar on the # of orgasms she has in one session to a new record of..........12!!!!!!!!!
    do we know this girl? how the hell can she survive 12 O's?
    they must be like little hiccups or you are the man!!!

    wow, that's an orgasmic lady!!

    did i mention it's been 5 weeks....?
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    sucka,...you're alone...i'm alone....you're horny,.. im gonna die..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..i got some killa weed....you got any good porno's in that DVD collection of yours?
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