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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Van Halen View Post
    Yep. All 48 years worth. I've posted pics of the whole family on here before. Not many of sweet thing though as that leads to questions about how an idiot like me ends up with such a hot wife.



    See what I mean?
    That's one good looking dude right there. That girl outkicked her coverage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    So, had some drinks with some old buddies on Friday night, and one of them had a whopper.

    He was sitting on home a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday night, watching TV with his wife and 14 year old daughter. About 9:00pm, his daughter gets a text and she asks him if some of her friends could come over and hang out in the basement.

    Sure he says.

    About 11:00, his daughter comes up and uses the bathroom. (He admits there were plenty of red flags, like why are coming up here to use the bathroom when there is one downstairs, and many more, but he fully admits, his mind wasn't thinking along those lines). She come up a few more times to use the bathroom, says she doesn't feel good, that the girls left, and she is going to bed.

    My friend goes to bed a little bit later.

    And I am sure all of us have had that feeling...something isn't right in the house. So my friend gets up, goes downstairs, and finds what looks like a murder scene. Red everywhere. On the sofa, on the floor, in the bathroom...and in the bathroom shower is also a bunch of clothes. He realizes that they were obviously drinking red wine (which they stole from Costco) and had gotten gloriously sick. He follows a footprint trail to the back sliding door, and what does he find?

    A girl in her bra and panties passed out drunk on his patio.

    Jesus Christ. What do I do? he thinks. It's a naked passed out girl, I can't touch her. Go gets the wife and the daughter. Daughter is awake, she knows, but thought she could stick her head in the sand and it would go away.

    So, the wife tries to wake up the girl, little success. Finds her phone in her hand, and asks her "what is your password, I need to call your mom and dad."

    "Anal".

    "Excuse me?"

    "My password is anal."

    Sure enough, that's the password. Call the parents. No answer. Then, they notice that there is another passed out girl about twenty yards back in their yard. She is a little more responsive, they are able to get some form of story out of her, get a hold of her parents, who get a hold of the other girls parents, etc. All ends well.

    The best part about it? The girl that puked all over the basement, her dad is a guy we both know, who is about as arrogant an ass person you can find. So he was in my buddies house cleaning up the puke.

    But, man, helluva night huh?
    Something to look forward too i guess. Geez. Hopefully my kids turn out to be a no trouble geek like their parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Van Halen View Post


    Just for Fudd. I don't think it's one of his though as it was in Spartanburg, SC. Wife was iffy prior to eating but glad I made the call after. We'll hit it again for sure.
    Ats my boy.


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    Spartanburg SC?

    Brave man.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

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    came across this I think its legit too. Dude smoked still at 95.
    EVH 1979: Well, actually it's not much of a vacation, because we run everything ourselves. We design our own album cover, we have to be in the office every day to sign checks - the whole corporation revolves around us. Nothing can be done without our approval. We even have photo approval.

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    And if anyone wants free fuddruckers coupons please pm me. I have literally cases of free gift cards.


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