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    Also Robert E Lee's birthday. It's a state holiday in many of the southeastern states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake
    Ok, the kiddo is having her very first sleepover and now what? It feels strange to not have her in the house!
    No such thing as being off-topic in this thread, right?

    So, onward.

    Your child's proximity to yours during the nighttime usually says much about his or her age.

    Your new baby's first nap is spent curled up in a tiny ball on your chest. As an infant, she sleeps snug in a cradle at your bedside. She cries and you're holding her in an instant. Two months later, the baby sleeps in the same room, but farther from your bed. At five months, she lies in the cradle, but now in the hallway outside your bedroom door. A handfull of months later, she's in her own room, but with the door open and the baby monitor on.

    Six months later, the monitor goes away. At two, she's asleep in her room with the door half-closed. At four, it's shut all the way. At six, she goes to her first sleep over.

    By the time she's a teen, she locks her door.

    Eventually she moves away to a dorm room. Later, to an apartment with friends. Then to a place all her own. Then, with her mate, to a house in a different city.

    Then it's your turn to cry, as you remember that little baby who snuggled in your bosom for her first nap.









    Ungrateful little shits.

    Send 'em a bill for 18 years of rent, I say.

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    Hey, LowLife...Cabot...is there a free version of Photoshop anywhere? I wanna try it out. I can do some really kick-ass stuff with Paint so I think I'd be a natural with Photoshop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc
    Hey, LowLife...Cabot...is there a free version of Photoshop anywhere? I wanna try it out. I can do some really kick-ass stuff with Paint so I think I'd be a natural with Photoshop.
    None that I know of, Marc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc
    Hey, LowLife...Cabot...is there a free version of Photoshop anywhere? I wanna try it out. I can do some really kick-ass stuff with Paint so I think I'd be a natural with Photoshop.
    Hey MM:

    A skeleton version exists called PhotoShop Elements. It doesn't have all the bells and whistles as the full version, obviously, but it's still pretty powerful (has many filters you can monkey with) and it's cheap. You might find a free copy around, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc
    Hey, LowLife...Cabot...is there a free version of Photoshop anywhere? I wanna try it out. I can do some really kick-ass stuff with Paint so I think I'd be a natural with Photoshop.
    Do you have a scanner? They usually give you one with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Quote Originally Posted by te5150
    Hey MM:

    A skeleton version exists called PhotoShop Elements. It doesn't have all the bells and whistles as the full version, obviously, but it's still pretty powerful (has many filters you can monkey with) and it's cheap. You might find a free copy around, too.
    te...so true about the baby sleeping post.

    As for Monkeying around with anything...you don't monkey with filters near me, without my permission.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy
    te...so true about the baby sleeping post.

    As for Monkeying around with anything...you don't monkey with filters near me, without my permission.
    One thousand apologies, RRMB. I meant to say futz. Many filters you can futz with.

    By the way, one of my kids' favorite books is called "Counting Crocodiles." The story is about a clever monkey who lives on a tiny island with only a lemon tree. But the monkey spies another little far away island with a banana tree growing on it and tricks the crocs to line-up so she can count them. As she's counting, she scurries across their backs, reaches the other island and grabs a stack of sweet bananas. She then counts them again and returns home with her treasure (where she plants a banana tree next to her lemon tree).

    Here's how it ends. And, yes, I have the book memorized.

    "As the monkey jumped ashore and scurried up her lemon tree
    the crocodiles below cried out, "How many, then, are we?
    "Tell us NOW!" the crocs all howled.
    "Just enough..." the monkey scowled.
    "Just enough to make a bridge across the Sillabobble Sea,
    but not enough to catch a clever monkey like me!"

    If you have a little monkey (or more) at home, I highly recommend the book.

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    Yesterday after the game I went over to my sisters to visit for a while and eat some killer chili. While I was there, my niece and a friend of hers were plotting. "Uncle Ronny, could you take us to Independence to Cato's and Walmart?" Well, at first I wasn't going to do it. The phone rang about 11 am, and I heard her leaving a message but I wasn't paying that much attention. I didn't get up until almost 1 pm, and I was listening to the message when she called in again. I wasn't going to take her until I listened to the message again, and the message really struck me funny, so I ended up taking her after all. I even paid for the clothes that she got. I'm such a sucker! Anyway, I had to record the message on my computer and here it is. Quality sucks, but you can still make out what she's saying. Britt's Message

    By the way, the funny thing she said to the telemarketer was she pretended that she didn't know any english, she just kept saying "Hola!". The guy kept asking her if anyone in the house spoke english and she just kept saying "englais? No!" The guy finally said goodbye and Britt said "Okay, Goodbye" She's such a goofball! I wonder where she gets it from?
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    For those that needed more proof that Shaq is an UBER-freak

    Boykins (in lt. blue) is 5'6"...Shaq is, what 7'4"...this is just wrong on so many different levels.




    Shaq's dick is probably bigger than this guy...not that I'd know...just a SUPPOSED ASSUMPTION
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Ah, I see. I don't get that day off.

    Either did I, however I got paid double time and a half!!!!!!

    Thanks MLK!


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    As you all know, I'm a dog person. Love dem der cute widdle puppies.

    This made my day, hope it makes yours too:


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    I'll probably be sent to detention tomorrow, since I've now missed 8 days of school! All I've gotta say is that it was worth it, minus the fact that my throat was (and is) killing me!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by evhslilhottie
    I'll probably be sent to detention tomorrow, since I've now missed 8 days of school! All I've gotta say is that it was worth it, minus the fact that my throat was (and is) killing me!
    8 days??? Over a sore throat?? Get outta here! Get yer butt back to school.
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