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    Romeo Delight
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    Hey Everyone,
    -I have found out what is really going on in the VH camp.I have my own heavy metal show here in Binghamton,NY and have to talk to alot of record people.Well alot of them know what a huge VH fan I am and they give me any info they can.
    -Well.One of my contacts has told me what they know.And yes they wish to remain nameless.
    -They tell me that the new VH is going to be a new VH.That's right no original members at all.Just there kids.
    -That's right.Wolfie has set up a recording studio in the family's dog house and is laying down tracks with some of Dave's illegit kids.Mike's kid,when Wolfie lets him,is also involved.Al's kids just set in the corner and mummble and talk to themselves alot.It is also been said that Sammy's daughters are coming in to laydown backing vocals.It is also rumored that Gary is trying to get into the band.
    -This explains alot.It seems that WB wants to sign the young band,but Eddie said,"No,there can be only one".And so WB did infact drop VH and is set to sign well VH.This has caused a big riff in the VH family.Val is mad because Eddie is not helping support Wolfie and his little friends.Eddie is pissed because Wolfie is working with Roth's "supposed" kids and Hagar's girls.Eddie also fears that Wolfie is getting involved with one of Hagar's daughters,if not both of them,and is beat all to hell about a Hagar winding up in the family.It is said that Wolfie has infact let Gary back onto the VH property and Eddie has threatened to shoot him on sight.
    -My guess is this is why Eddie looks like hell not just because of the cancer thing.He is said to have moved into the 5150 studios and is sucking on candy cigarettes and drinking Near Beer.
    -To add to Eddie's stress it is said that Dave has called Eddie and said that if those kids are infact his why can't he and Ed work together.Sammy has said he is happy something is happening for VH fans and hopes his girls and Wolfie will be happy together.Sammy told his girls to just not get into Wolfie's spotlight and they will be fine.Mikey is glad his kid finally gets to play with Wolfie at all.When asked how Al felt he just shook his head and said something under his breath that no one could understand.
    -And being the new VH is still a VH there is no time table for a release date.
    -Well that is what I have for you people.Finally some good VH news.I think? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ March 10, 2002 at 11:39 AM: Message edited by: freeswilly ]</p>
    Are we going to have to wait for Wolfie to start his own band before we get another Van Halen CD?

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    Romeo Delight
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    The descent(?) into madness just accelerated into warp drive.

    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    "Nothing is fool-proof for a sufficiently talented fool."

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    Sinner's Swing! Mario VH's Avatar
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    I think Ed and Al should just get Wolfgang to sing for the band. That way you have 3 Van Halens not 2.
    "It's now officially 5150 time!!!"

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    Originally posted by Mario VH:
    I think Ed and Al should just get Wolfgang to sing for the band. That way you have 3 Van Halens not 2.
    At the rate they are going, Woflie may be more than old enough for lead vox by the time they release another Van Halen album.

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    So what do you call fans of this mythical preschool/band?

    Lambs??
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

    Howard Dean for President 2012. YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!

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    Eruption
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    LMMFAO @ Lambs!
    The Pumpkinhead!

    "After three decades you still don't get the fact that VH the band was greater than the sum of all of its parts -- and those parts fit perfectly together, especially in the CVH lineup." - Delighted Romeo, Hit the nail right on the God Damn Head!!!

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    Donor

    Originally posted by Mario VH:
    I think Ed and Al should just get Wolfgang to sing for the band. That way you have 3 Van Halens not 2.
    I think they should throw MA out. Put Val (Yoko Ono) on the bass. That way you have 4 Van Halens.

    No lead singer disease. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    No work ethic problem. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    Eruption
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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mario VH:
    I think Ed and Al should just get Wolfgang to sing for the band. That way you have 3 Van Halens not 2.
    I think they should throw MA out. Put Val (Yoko Ono) on the bass. That way you have 4 Van Halens.

    No lead singer disease. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    No work ethic problem. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    </font>[/QUOTE]And no-one giving a shit either.
    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

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    Eruption
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    Put Val (Yoko Ono) on the bass. That way you have 4 Van Halens.
    I bet she can sing better than she plays! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    The Pumpkinhead!

    "After three decades you still don't get the fact that VH the band was greater than the sum of all of its parts -- and those parts fit perfectly together, especially in the CVH lineup." - Delighted Romeo, Hit the nail right on the God Damn Head!!!

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    ...and the former great Van Halen sinks into further uncertainty...
    "What is understood don't need to be discussed. 'Aint that right Edward?'" Sammy Hagar, Right Here Right Now

 

 

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