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    I did edit part of this [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

    this 1st draft of President Bush's speech was obtained by 'unidentified'
    > sources within the White House press office.
    > Good evening my fellow Americans.
    > First, I want to pass on my condolences to the
    > people of New York and all Americans that are hurting
    > in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
    > anything and everything that can be done to ensure the
    > safety of our country will be done. This is the
    > greatest country in the world and we will get through this
    > trying time. Now is the time for all people to
    > set
    > aside our petty differences and show the world that no
    > one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the
    > American people.
    > To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I
    > say this:
    > Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on
    > your
    > heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too
    > long without a bath?
    > Do you not know who you are fucking with?
    > Americans
    > are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each
    > other every day. We will relish that opportunity
    > for new targets for our aggression.
    > Have you forgotten history? What happened to the
    > last people that started fucking around with us?
    > Remember the little bastards?
    > We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted
    > about 2 million of them in their own back yard.
    > That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
    > Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so
    > big? Because we wanted it that way (edit)
    > Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good
    > 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first
    > time is because it's too hard to shoot someone
    > when
    > you're doubled over laughing at them. Our
    > soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the
    > same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub
    > scouts from taking over his shitty little
    > country.
    > Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty
    > litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
    > not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough
    > that's going to keep your camel riding asses
    > safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that
    > harbors him, his camps and any place that looks
    > and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might
    > even drop a few bombs on people that have
    > pissed us off in the past.
    > This is AMERICA!!! We kick ass. This is what we
    > do.
    > Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks
    > are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.
    > God bless America!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Throw in a few "OH OHHHHHHHH!!!"s in there, and it sounds like something Sam Kinison would say! [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img]
    LIGHT 'EM UP!! <br />Smoke 'em if you got 'em!<br /><br /><a href="" target="_blank">StrungOut</a> Administrator<br /><a href="" target="_blank">ClassicVH</a> / <a href="" target="_blank">Diamond Dave</a> Moderator



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