Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: A short letter

  1. #1
    Atomic Punk Bob_R's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.18.01
    Posts
    7,207
    Last Online

    12.13.11 @ 02:09 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Donor

    Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Saddam Hussein, et. al.,

    We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge
    to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule
    that there are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for the
    first time.

    Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to
    invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest
    assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY.

    While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is
    however now our turn at the plate.

    By the way, we will be playing on your court now.

    Batter up.

    Sincerely,

    The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States

  2. #2
    Good Enough Van Gully's Avatar
    Join Date
    05.23.00
    Posts
    2,457
    Last Online

    09.04.17 @ 05:32 AM
    Likes
    2
    Liked 62 Times in 32 Posts

    [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] letter.

    Time to kick some ass.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

  3. #3
    Eruption esquiretoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.26.00
    Location
    Birmingham, AL, U.S.
    Posts
    1,148
    Favorite VH Album

    All!
    Favorite VH Song

    Unchained
    Last Online

    08.02.17 @ 01:12 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 11 Times in 2 Posts

    Amen to that!
    Over 17 years on the links!!
    ROLL DAMN TIDE!!
    First time I heard Unchained, I thought the lyrics were...."Blue-eyed mutha in a slashed white dress!"
    STAY FROSTY FRIENDS!

  4. #4
    The Dude Dan Halen's Avatar
    Join Date
    07.16.00
    Age
    32
    Location
    Corvallis, OR, USA
    Posts
    9,345
    Last Online

    09.26.07 @ 02:38 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Donor

    Right on! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

  5. #5
    Baluchitherium JWS_5150's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.26.00
    Age
    33
    Location
    Charleston, SC
    Posts
    4,366
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Right Now
    Last Online

    05.18.09 @ 11:19 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post


    Donor

    Worrrrrrrd. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

    writing

  6. #6
    Baluchitherium
    Join Date
    06.10.00
    Posts
    4,228
    Last Online

    12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    I'm sticking this in your thread EVH FANATIC
    [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]


    I AM THE FLAG OF THE
    > >> UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
    > >>
    > >> I am the flag of the United States of America. My
    > >> name is Old Glory.
    > >> I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand
    > >> watch in America's
    > >> halls of justice. I fly majestically over
    > >> institutions of learning. I
    > >> stand guard with power in the world.
    > >> Look up at me and see me.
    > >> I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand
    > >> for freedom.
    > >> I am confident.
    > >> I am arrogant.
    > >> I am proud.
    > >> When I am flown with my fellow banners,
    > >> my head is a little higher,
    > >> my colors a little truer.
    > >> I bow to no one!
    > >> I am recognized all over the world.
    > >> I am worshipped - I am saluted.
    > >> I am loved - I am revered.
    > >> I am respected - and I am feared.
    > >> I have fought in every battle of every war for more
    > >> then 200 years.
    > >> I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and
    > >> Appomattox.
    > >> I was there at San Juan Hill,
    > >> the trenches of France,
    > >> in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome
    > >> and the beaches of Normandy, Guam.
    > >> Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam, I was
    > >> there.
    > >> I led my troops,
    > >> I was dirty, battleworn and tired,
    > >> but my soldiers cheered me
    > >> And I was proud.
    > >> I have been burned, torn and trampled
    > >> on the streets of countries I have helped set free.
    > >> It does not hurt,
    > >> for I am invincible.
    > >> I have been soiled upon, burned, torn
    > >> and trampled on the streets of my country. And when
    > >> it's by those whom
    > >> I've served in battle - it hurts. But I shall
    > >> overcome - for I am
    > >> strong.
    > >> I have slipped the bonds of Earth
    > >> and stood watch over the uncharted frontiers of
    > >> space from my vantage
    > >> point on the moon.
    > >> I have borne silent witness
    > >> to all of America's finest hours.
    > >> But my finest hours are yet to come.
    > >> When I am torn into strips
    > >> and used as bandages
    > >> for my wounded comrades on the battlefield, When I
    > >> am flown at half-mast
    > >> to honor my soldier, Or when I lie in the trembling
    > >> arms
    > >> of a grieving parent
    > >> at the grave of their fallen son or daughter, I am
    > >> proud.
    > >>
    > >> MY NAME IS OLD GLORY
    > >> LONG MAY I WAVE.

    [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Right Now...Ed would look better with short hair
    By Halen Van in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 47
    Last Post: 03.13.06, 10:08 PM
  2. Short Hair EVH Pics
    By Sh4d0wzF4ll in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04.01.05, 05:34 AM
  3. Short hair
    By Unchained Wolfie in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 05.08.01, 03:29 PM
  4. Brett has a short fuse...
    By hitch1969 in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 09.27.00, 10:15 AM
  5. The long and short of it
    By billy007 in forum Van Halen 101
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 06.29.00, 05:58 AM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •