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    >Twas the night before Christmas,
    > Da whole house was mella,
    >Not a creature was stirrin',
    >Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
    > When up on da roof
    > I heard somethin' pound,
    > I sprung to da window,
    > To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
    > When what to my
    > Wanderin' eyes should appear,
    > But da Don of all elfs,
    > And eight freakin' reindeer!
    > Wit' slicked back black hair,
    > And a silk red suit,
    > don Christopher wuz here,
    > And he brought da loot!
    > Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
    > And a yank on dare manes,
    > He cursed and he shouted,
    > And he called dem by name.
    > "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
    > Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
    > Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
    > Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
    > As I drew out my gun
    > And hid by da bed,
    > He flew troo da winda
    > And slapped me 'side da head.
    > "What da hell you doin'
    > Pullin' a gun on da Don?
    > Now all you're gettin' is coal,
    > You freakin' moron!"
    > Den pointin' a fat finga
    > Right unda my nose,
    > He twisted his pinky ring,
    > And up da chimney he rose.
    > He sprang to his sleigh,
    > Obscenities screamin',
    > Away dey all flew,
    > Before he troo dem a beatin'.
    > Den I heard him yell out,
    > What I did least expect,
    > "Merry Freakin' Christmas to all,
    > And yous better show some respect!
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    09.15.15 @ 07:40 AM
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    THAT is funny

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    05.18.09 @ 10:19 PM
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    LOL, very good.
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.




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