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    Quotations from women about women . . . . . . .


    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.


    Helen Hayes


    (at 73)


    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray

    eyebrows.


    Janette Barber


    Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think

    I'm


    supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.


    Jan King


    A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden

    retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my


    prosthesis fell out.


    The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road

    yelling


    "Hey, come back here with my breast!"


    Linda Ellerbee


    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.


    Lily Tomlin


    You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a

    woman?


    It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.


    Geri Jewell


    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.


    Carrie Snow


    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your

    girlfriends.


    Laurie Kuslansky


    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first is.....


    hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.


    Erma Bombeck


    Old age ain't no place for sissies.


    Bette Davis


    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.


    Rhonda Hansome


    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.


    Jane Sellman


    Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.


    Jennifer Unlimited


    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought


    half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.


    Charlotte Whitton


    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body

    starts falling apart.


    Caryn Leschen


    I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at

    once.


    Jennifer Unlimited


    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible

    warning.


    Catherine Aird


    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years


    before they realized I actually had a hearing loss and they called ME

    slow!


    Kathy Buckley


    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not


    dumb... and I'm also not blonde.


    Dolly Parton


    You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a


    smart woman with a dumb guy.


    Erica Jong


    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.


    Sue Grafton


    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.


    Roseanne Barr


    I think-therefore I'm single.


    Lizz Winstead


    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade


    another country.


    Elayne Boosler


    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


    Maryon Pearson


    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man -if you want anything


    done, ask a woman.


    Margaret Thatcher

    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and

    career.


    Gloria Steinem


    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home


    which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls

    every


    morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home


    late every night.


    Marie Corelli


    If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How


    intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?


    Linda Ellerbee


    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.


    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.


    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    ooh, ouch.

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    EBAS!!!!
    i know i would!!!
    i am a Dirty Faced Kid, although i do fancy myself a good lookin' fellow...
    AD for life...
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    Thanks for the reply

    You are a brave soul...the rest of the guys here wouldn't even comment

    [This message has been edited by ANGEL4U (edited February 16, 2001 at 03:45 PM).]

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    Men bashing? I thought we were a family


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    You are a brave soul...the rest of the guys here wouldn't even comment<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey now, turn that face into a face.

    Then again, being a man, what do I know? (that's a rhetorical question by the way.)



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    Glenn:you know enough not to reply in a rude and vulgar fashion...Thumbs up to Glenn. Not like some men-bashing people. lol I also think she should change the face though.

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    [This message has been edited by guitarsolos (edited February 16, 2001 at 01:58 PM).]

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    women ! ....

    i love all the cool women from 20 years old to 45 years old !


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    DIAMOND MAFIA ... respect the family !

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    I didn't bash men, I simply posted thoughts
    that other women had

    Sheesh, women were bashed, too.
    I get to look forward to stray eyebrows

    and I even changed my smiley

    [This message has been edited by ANGEL4U (edited February 16, 2001 at 03:50 PM).]

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    Nice post, A4U -

    I don't see what the fuss is all about.

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    Hey, I resemble some of those remarks!*LOL*

    Nice collection, Angel!

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    Hey all: I am not fussing: I am just having fun with this whole thing! No big deal!

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    Women...can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

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    LIGHT 'EM UP!!

    Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NE169:
    Women...can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Unless of course your name is OJ



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    &gt; EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS
    &gt; 1. You - Off my planet
    &gt; 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
    &gt; 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
    &gt; 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
    &gt; 5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
    &gt; 6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood
    &gt; for 25 years.
    &gt; 7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
    &gt; 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
    &gt; 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
    &gt; missed.
    &gt; 10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job
    &gt; opens up.
    &gt; 11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
    &gt; 12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you
    &gt; realize you were not
    &gt; asleep.
    &gt; 13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the
    &gt; evil one.
    &gt; 14. How many times do I have to flush before you go
    &gt; away?
    &gt; 15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
    &gt; 16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
    &gt; 17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
    &gt; 18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    &gt; 19. Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
    &gt; 20. Earth is full. Go home.
    &gt; 21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
    &gt; 22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
    &gt; 23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

 

 

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