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    HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    I have been watching you very closely to see if you have benn good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree on Christmas.

    I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here: The Twelve Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the The Ten Ladies Dancing, the Elven Lords a Leaping have knocked up Eight Maids a Milking, and the Nine Pipers Piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the Seven Swans a Swimming, and the Six Geese a Laying, Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves and the Partridge in a Pear Tree have me up to my ass in bird shit. On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reaindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay Liberation and those dumb-ass Polacks have scheduled Christmas in Poland for the 5th of February.

    Sincerely,

    Santa Claus
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    LMAO!

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by cloudieskie:
    eight of my reaindeer are in heat<hr></blockquote>

    See! There is NO WAY that reindeer are male! Impossible for a male to navigate the world in such a short time and get there!

    Excellent post cloudieskie!

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ December 17, 2001 at 10:24 AM: Message edited by: LA ]</p>
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LA:


    See! There is NO WAY that reindeer are male! Impossible for a male to navigate the world in such a short time and get there!
    [ December 17, 2001 at 10:24 AM: Message edited by: LA ]
    <hr></blockquote>

    What about Santa?

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    Ah, but you see... the reindeer guide him where he is going! ... and if they got lost, they'd at least stop for directions!
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

 

 

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