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    1. how many people live in scotland?
    2. how old is the oldest person on the planet?
    3. what did the mathematition with constapation do?
    4. how YOU doing? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
    5. if a train leaves london at 3pm travels to glasgow at 50 mph and a train leaves glasgow at 3.30 pm travels to london at 60 mph, why didnt we tell the teachers at school that these questions were a load of bullshit?
    6. who is better, batman or spider-man?

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    i know number 4, i'm ok thanks [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
    another day - another board

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cjb:
    1. how many people live in scotland?
    2. how old is the oldest person on the planet?
    3. what did the mathematition with constapation do?
    4. how YOU doing? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
    5. if a train leaves london at 3pm travels to glasgow at 50 mph and a train leaves glasgow at 3.30 pm travels to london at 60 mph, why didnt we tell the teachers at school that these questions were a load of bullshit?
    6. who is better, batman or spider-man?

    [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    1. beats me
    2. I believe he's 113
    3. Um, I'm afraid to ask...
    4. Just fine, thanks (although a little bit bored)
    5. Spiderman, definitely. He's just cool. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    ANSWERS!!!!


    1. how many people live in scotland?
    about 5 million

    2. how old is the oldest person on the planet?
    hes on vacation, lets ask him when he gets back

    3. what did the mathematition with constapation do?
    worked it out with a pencil

    4. how YOU doing?
    pretty good

    5. if a train leaves london at 3pm travels to glasgow at 50 mph and a train leaves glasgow at 3.30 pm travels to london at 60 mph, why didnt we tell the teachers at school that these questions were a load of bullshit?
    because we were all nice kids who behaved like angels

    6. who is better, batman or spider-man?
    old web head, i mean......duh! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cjb:
    1. how many people live in scotland? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not enough. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>2. how old is the oldest person on the planet? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Pretty damn old! Just going out on a limb, there. LOL.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>3. what did the mathematition with constapation do? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm stumped.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>4. how YOU doing? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I could use a beer...

    But otherwise, I'm good to go, man. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 5. if a train leaves london at 3pm travels to glasgow at 50 mph and a train leaves glasgow at 3.30 pm travels to london at 60 mph, why didnt we tell the teachers at school that these questions were a load of bullshit? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>6. who is better, batman or spider-man?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Spiderman. (Aunt May is one hot piece of ass, too. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] )
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    Another test [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    You da man test

    YOU DA MAN TEST...

    1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
    A. Lovemaking
    B. Screwing
    C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

    2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
    A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
    B. Your blood-test results
    C. Five tequila slammers

    3. You time your orgasm so that:
    A. Your partner climaxes first.
    B. You both climax simultaneously.
    C. You don't miss Sports Center

    4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    A. Healthy, creative love-play
    B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
    C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.

    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
    A. The best part of the experience
    B. The second best part of the experience
    C. $100 extra

    6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that
    it is:
    A. No concern to you
    B. Not a problem, she can join your gym
    C. A conservative estimate.

    7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
    A. A myth
    B. An oxymoron
    C. A Moron

    8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    A. Appetizer is to entree
    B. Primer is to paint
    C. A long line is to an amusement park ride

    9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a
    relationship?
    A. "I hope we can still be friends"
    B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
    C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU."

    10.A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with the Intimacy.
    B. Is uptight and a waste of time
    C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


    EVALUATING RESULTS:

    If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you ARE a man!!

    If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a littleconfused.

    If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"
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    LMAO [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    *checks pants* [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]
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    For the record, SpiderMan is a pussy compared to the Dark Knight...

    Angel...AWESOME TEST!*LOL*
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SactoFan:
    For the record, SpiderMan is a pussy compared to the Dark Knight...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>WHAT?!?!!? [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

    Spider Man is the real deal, and I'm prepared to fight anyone who disagrees with me. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

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    quote:
    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Another test [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"




    I'm da man!! I'm da man!! whoooohooooo!! I rule!! yeeeeehaaaaw!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SactoFan:
    For the record, SpiderMan is a pussy compared to the Dark Knight...

    Angel...AWESOME TEST!*LOL*
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah

    whatever

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>3. what did the mathematition with constapation do?
    worked it out with a pencil <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
    another day - another board

 

 

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