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    NEW SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA

    FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote,wait 'till you see us drive.
    FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
    FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
    FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
    FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
    FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
    FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again and again!
    FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
    FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
    FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

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    Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
    Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
    Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles


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    ROTFL!!!

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    Right Now, Van Halen needs to HURRY UP AND SAY SOMETHING.
    Right Now, I must be going.

    [This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited November 21, 2000 at 04:30 PM).]

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    I love what I heard on Leno.

    "George Bush is the governer of Texas, where the kids can't read. Jeb Bush is the governer of Florida, where the adults can't read".

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    Florida: Our state looks like a penis.

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    Florida the state where Al Gore wants to be your voting whore.


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    Listen up, I live in Palm Beach county. The Heart of it (Boca Raton) And it's the voters responsibilty to fill out the ballot correctly, if you didn't... fuck you! I'm tired of these miserable democrats always complaing about everything! Disenfranchised? They weren't!! They just wanna blame the government for their stupidity!!

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    So Jews are miserable and stupid now?

    Uh, I think I'll let Brett handle the anti semitic part of this......

    Aside from that, if they were too "stupid" to punch the right hole, then what about the military personnel too "stupid" to sign their goddamn ballot, or the military post office employees too "stupid" to mail the fucking things on time? Why should we bend over backwards to accomodate their ballots,even though they can not be PROVEN to be legitimate but not those of Palm Beach county, some of whom just might happen to be retired WWII vets, or even possibly some Jewish Americans who survived the holocaust.

    Guess they aren't that stupid after all??

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    ok,

    i live in brasil (you can think... "man, this guy lives in a pre-historic age, far from everything..."), and we have here 60 million people that vote for president and congress men in 27 states... and remember, brasil is as big as usa...

    we vote eletronicly, in a machine that is no bigger than a pc... we know the results of our elections within hours...

    it's unbelievable that us don't do it eletronicly, and you need 8 persons to count one vote... ridiculous...

    i'm sorry if i'm sounding like an asshole... i don't don't understand why america didn't developed a better way to vote...

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    I don't think you're an "asshole" at all Ted. I agree with you. It's ridiculous that with all the technology we have in this country, the majority of the states are still voting on these idiotic punch cards.

    An online voting system would seem logical, both in ease of use, ballots that are counted by computer automatically, no time wasted for absentee ballots being mailed, etc. Of course not everyone has a computer, but there could be kiosks set up in public places, much like the current polling places that exist today (churches, schools, etc)

    The only drawback to this system, of course, is security. If people are paranoid now about hanging chads and all this shit, the thought of hackers overtaking the results of an election is truly scary.

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    hey FORD,

    here in brasil people we don't vote on line... it's a small box (a kind of pc) that's in the voting place, they insert your vote number (each brasilian has his own) and then you vote...

    this machine generates a file (only after the voting time is over) and they tranfer this file to the "center" of the operations...

    there is about 500,000.00 of these machines spread around the country... this makes things very easy... we've been voting like this for 4 years by now...

    before that... hummm, what a mess... it took weeks to know who won the election...

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