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    Click to read this woman's requirements for her "mate"

    And no, its not porn...its even scarier.
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
    The one, the only..Wengie

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    Oohhhhkkkaaayy! MikeL and/or Jonathan I think this lady is your dream woman. LOL.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van Gully:
    Oohhhhkkkaaayy! MikeL and/or Jonathan I think this lady is your dream woman. LOL.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    err....I'll pass [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] What were you doing looking at the page in the first place Chris? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Im sorry, but you didnt use the signal words necessary for me to respond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

    Found it on fuckedcompany.com....were all laughing in my office right now, trying to decide who is gonna email this woman.
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
    The one, the only..Wengie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jonathan:
    err....I'll pass [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] What were you doing looking at the page in the first place Chris? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, really? Why are you checking out the personals on the internet, Chris?
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van Gully:
    Yeah, really? Why are you checking out the personals on the internet, Chris?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Even if I was, trust me, this woman would NOT be on my list!! Although, Chicago's not that far from you, is it, VG? hehehehhehehehehehhehehe

    [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
    The one, the only..Wengie

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    this woman is a nutcase. i recommend that she go out and meet people instead of posting shit on the internet. she'd be like the wife of professor frink from the simpsons. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    I'm afraid someone like that lives so close to me!
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    I'm reading her requirements for emailing right now.

    Not even I would stoop THIS low. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

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    someone tell that bitch to shut her wang sucker !
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    Dave or Sammy ?.........pffffft Eddie.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rick S:
    someone tell that bitch to shut her wang sucker !<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I couldn't have said it better myself [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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    [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Deftones , now and forever and only second to VH.

    Dave or Sammy ?.........pffffft Eddie.

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    What did it say ? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

    The page doesn't open for me, but I'm guessing it was bad [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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    Her emailing requirements were all I read.

    If any of her articles were as long as those requirements, then DAMN, that site would take HOURS.

    I thought girls didn't like guys to be online too long? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    Did it mention whether she was Van Halen fan? Because the page seems to have mysteriously disappeared to coincide with this thread [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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