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    I was digging through some e-mails and found this AOL profile hangin' around (censored for the fool's protection):

    Member Name: S********t & G**********r & T***********w & Mr. Perfect &
    BiG jAk & ThE GaToR & IcE CrEaM MaN [And no, he doesn't know Van Halen. ]
    Location: GaToR tOwN~~GHeTtO cReEk where da girls is CoRn FeD. We da 843
    Boyz.
    Sex: Male
    Marital Status: BiG PiMpiN~Gator Style
    Hobbies: Big pimpin, SpEnDiN ChEeSe, big pimpin in GHeTtO cReEk, we doin,
    big pimpin down in DiRtY sC..its just that jigga man ****, the
    []D[][]\/[][]D. Chillin wid Da NuMbA oNe StUnNa jOe!!
    Computers: Let me see you WoBbLe then sHaKe it, then baby PoP it don't bReAk
    it, you want LoVe lets mAkE it,I just cant wAiT till you NaKeD
    Occupation: Leavin sTiCkErS on the BeNtLeY to show the PRicE, arm out the
    WiNDoWS just to FLoSs my iCe.
    Personal Quote: I like BiG BuTTS and I cannot lie. 36-24-36...only if you
    5'3"~On the CaNoPy my sTaMiNa bE enough for PaMeLa AnDeRsOn LeE~My ANaCoNDa
    don't want none, unless you got BUNS hun.
    Hometown HomePage: [You don't wanna know!]

    This is the future of America without Van Halen. Get out while you still can.

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    Right Now, strange is beautiful.
    Right Now, I'm a Dirty Faced Kid.
    Right Now, teenybopper trash doesn't stand a chance.
    Right Now, MTV has no idea what happens when rabid Van Halen fans have their favorite band insulted.
    Soon Enough, they'll learn the hard way.

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    I think in English it stands for 'SOS I Need Help Now!'

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    Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

    'Dave, how will I know that I've made it?' I tell 'em, 'When you can spell 'subpoena' without thinking about it, you made it'

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    I wonder how long it took him to get all that capitalization mixed in like that, anyway.

    And he claims he has a life.

    And I was thinking about offering to show you his websites, but they're too pointless to mention.
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    Right Now, I'm a Dirty Faced Kid.
    Right Now, teenybopper trash doesn't stand a chance.
    Right Now, MTV has no idea what happens when rabid Van Halen fans have their favorite band insulted.
    Soon Enough, they'll learn the hard way.

    [This message has been edited by JWS_5150 (edited October 29, 2000 at 12:20 PM).]

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    Captain.. it appears to be some form of primative code...

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    I'm wondering... if you read just the capitalized letters, would we find a cry for help from his subconscious mind?

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    That is what Rap Music mades???



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    What is understood need not be discussed.

    Everybody is lookin´ for somethin´; somethin´ to fill in the holes...? is Van Halen right???

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    Makes you wonder what the world is gonna be like in a few years. If Van Halen doesn't get back in the spotlight soon, I fear for us all...

    -- Runs over his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a riding mower

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    -- Oh yeah? And Sammy looks like the "Time to Make the Donuts" poster boy! -- C.O.R.

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    Rap music tends to turn your brain to mush! Just visit any of your local insane asylums & you will witness the after-math.

    Seriously - only rap artist that EVER interested me was Dr. Dre.

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    I don't even think Van Halen could reverse the psychological damage exhibited by the subject of this profile.

    I don't think I want to cure him, though. I need a good laugh every once in a while, you know

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    Right Now, I'm a Dirty Faced Kid.
    Right Now, teenybopper trash doesn't stand a chance.
    Right Now, MTV has no idea what happens when rabid Van Halen fans have their favorite band insulted.
    Soon Enough, they'll learn the hard way.

 

 

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