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  1. #1
    Test5150
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    How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Answer: 422.
    1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

    14 to respond and share similar experiences.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

    27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in
    postings about changing lightbulbs.

    53 to flame the spell-checkers.

    156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

    111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

    27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

    14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

    12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't
    handle the lightbulb controversy.

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    You forgot the webmaster who posts messages like "No Light is Good Light" and then taking down the board because somebody other than him turned the lights on
    Eat Us And Smile

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    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hilarious!
    RLRR LRLL

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    Donor

    Hmmm, this seemed much more funny when this was written about 5 years ago and pertained to mailing lists (where much more flaming occurs), not message boards...
    Scott Roberts
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    No matter! I still think its hillarious!
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

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    Donor

    I'm just glad we don't have spell-check flamers here. Good God. Ah, the VHML.
    www.mayakuper.com

    "VH rocked Staples like a foot rocks grapes in Naples." - mistere

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    Ha ha <-- sympathy laugh
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuff No More:
    Ha ha &lt;-- sympathy laugh<hr></blockquote>
    I'l 2nd that!
    "And the Cradle will Rock!"

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    LMMFAO!!!! So true!!!! So, So true!
    The Pumpkinhead!

    "After three decades you still don't get the fact that VH the band was greater than the sum of all of its parts -- and those parts fit perfectly together, especially in the CVH lineup." - Delighted Romeo, Hit the nail right on the God Damn Head!!!

 

 

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