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    Imperial Fascist Overlord Down In Flames's Avatar
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    A word to the wise, from the one with wise words...





    Nothing makes me more verklempt than the social ill of kitty porn. It's just so wrong... Before I begin, let me just specify that kitty porn is what I'll be speaking about. Not adult cat porn. Cats, adult cats, should be allowed to do whatever they choose, with whomever they choose, within the confines of their litter box. Here, in the states, consenting adult felines have certain unalienable rights under the Constitution of The United States of America.

    But the kitties... They have fallen through the cracks of our society. The runaways, the throwaways; what becomes of them?

    Nothing good, I'm afraid.

    The vast majority of them fall victim to the illusion of making it big in Hollywood as "the next Morris." The Sunset Strip is littered with litters of broken dreams of tabbies that never caught their break. Ill-educated and destitute, they are easy prey for pimps that enjoy nothing more than seeing the newest batch of fur walk off the latest bus from Iowa.

    Just look at what becomes of the underage kitties after they've been taken advantage of and put through the kitty porn wringer...














    They have to numb themselves to escape the pain... It's almost unbearable to look at these pictures, I know, but I'm posting them in order to shed light on the evil that is kitty porn.

    Things may seem bleak, but there is help out there. Counselors at the "Kitty Cat Call-In Hotline" are waiting to take your calls if you, or anyone you know are involved in kitty porn. Please call 1-800-k-i-t-t-y-c-l-e-a-n-s-e.

    Mr. Cochran has branched out into the new field of law known as "Feline Felonies" which deals, in large part, with kitty porn cases. His law firm will take on each case, pro bono, because that's just the type of man he is.





    There are "other" crimes against kitties, the world over. Take, for example, what this poor, defenseless kitten was forced to endure in China less than four months ago... (Oh, you thought that the Chinese only ate dog, did you?)





    Sadly, the kitty pictured above was just one more casualty in a line of casualties that is far too long.

    Hmmm. I am getting off-message. I'll stop here and give you time to let this all sink in.

    To the kitties lurking out there, fear not, fair felines.

    A new day will dawn... A better day.

    "La Resistance!"





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    7th pic reminds me of China,
    they eat cats
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    Good stuff DIF [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Nothing impresses me more than the proper use of the word "verklempt" :woah:
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
    Ill-educated and destitute, they are easy prey for pimps that enjoy nothing more than seeing the newest batch of fur walk off the latest bus from Iowa. <hr></blockquote>

    *I'm* just impressed by the fact that he mentioned "ill-educated" and "destitute" and "from Iowa" in the same sentence...and he WASN'T even talking about me. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    I think. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lead Synth:


    *I'm* just impressed by the fact that he mentioned "ill-educated" and "destitute" and "from Iowa" in the same sentence...and he WASN'T even talking about me. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    I think. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    I'm just impressed that he's got the guts to stand up and say no more kitty porn. Someone had to say it but I never thought DiF would be that someone.
    Eat Us and Smile!

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    Redfire!!

    Where the hell have you been?

    I'm going to see Guys and Dolls in Chicago this Friday...
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    What do you call those little cotton balls that form in panties? CLITTY LITTER!

    I'll be hear all week, ladies and gents!

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    Bah, forget about kitty porn, I'm up for some kitty snuff right about now
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
    Redfire!!

    Where the hell have you been?

    I'm going to see Guys and Dolls in Chicago this Friday...
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    Sweet! Me, I've been around. lol. Just sorta wrapped up in college now, you know. But soon that will be over... for a little awhile atleast. How about you?
    Eat Us and Smile!

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by redfire:
    Sweet! Me, I've been around. lol. Just sorta wrapped up in college now, you know. But soon that will be over... for a little awhile atleast. How about you?<hr></blockquote>

    I'm VERY wrapped up in college now. I have finals next week, and a big project due. And I just got done writing for next spring's Waa-Mu Show. So I'm busy as hell, too, but at least *I* manage to post on Links every once in a while.
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MikeL:
    What do you call those little cotton balls that form in panties? CLITTY LITTER!

    I'll be hear all week, ladies and gents!
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by redfire:
    I'm just impressed that he's got the guts to stand up and say no more kitty porn. Someone had to say it but I never thought DiF would be that someone. <hr></blockquote>

    I won't deny that it was serious gut-check time on my part. Cold sweats, shakes, etc... I don't like celebrities pushing the "pet" causes. But, I see my celebrity status as a means of helping the downtrodden.

    There are times in your life when you just have to say, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

    And...

    Then, there are times when you get sued for plagiarizing lines from the movie, "Network." [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Down In Flames:



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    I found this pic to be particularly disturbing.

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