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    Thought I'd post some cute ones too!!!
    Wise words on children.

    You can fool some of the people all of the
    time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.

    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their
    life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling
    them to sit down and shut-up.

    *Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing
    your children.

    *Cleaning your house while your kids are still
    growing is like clearing>the drive before it has stopped snowing.

    There is only one pretty child in the world
    and every mother has it." Chinese Proverb.


    *Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.


    *I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't
    =3D>have paid for me.

    *Children are natural mimics, who act like
    their parents despite every >effort to teach them good manners.

    *Children will soon forget your presents, they
    will always remember your presence. - Dobson


    *Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
    what you shouldn't have said.

    *The main purpose of holding children's parties
    > >> is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

    *We childproofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!

    *Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.


    *Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?


    *Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

    *When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

    *Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.


    *Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to>reach
    a parent's hand?

    *The best inheritance parents can give their
    children is a few minutes >of their time each day.


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    ok i agree!!!!

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    I reach across to the other side to make contact with you.You fill my dreams.I wanna tell you,tell me why you´re crossing over...

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    I hear that Angel. I have a little moment I will share with ya'll.

    We're going on a road trip, and I have little J-ANN with me. She's acting all funny and crazy and excited at one point during the trip. I'm laughing and I say to her," Your goofy, girl." She says to me, "Your Pluto, boy." I mean is that not great. She thought I was talking about Mickey and Goofy and Pluto etc. Not acting goofy. I'll take that moment with me to the grave. Simple pleasure's in life are the best. Alrighty enough of this, can't let my fellow Halen linksters see this side of t5. LOL. Out.

    [This message has been edited by track 5 (edited September 22, 2000 at 09:29 PM).]

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    T5 that's cool bro! I didn't know you were a pops too. Give J-Ann a big hug from me & Lauren and a triple "OUT"!

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    Thanks Jeff, but J-ANN is not mine. Still love her just the same. Anyway I think that story is great. We all still laugh about that day every now and then. But I will tell her about the triple Out one of these days bro. I'll explain the WHOLE thing to her. Out.

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    Sorry bro. I didn't know. But even being a "father figure" is special. I'm sure you'll be a great dad someday!

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