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    i have something for all of you. all us yankee fans should have a great laugh at this one! happy reading...

    Subject: Red Sox To Yankees Fan Conversion
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    Fan Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are currently processing only fan conversion revisitations for Boston Red Sox
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    1. Please indicate the last time you
    watched the Red Sox win the World
    Series:
    __ 1918 (Please leave your form in
    the main office of your nursing home for mailing.)
    __ I have never witnessed this event
    2. Please indicate your favorite moments in Red Sox history.(Check all that apply)
    __ Babe Ruth sold to the Yankees
    __ Pesky holds ball as the Yankees score the winning run in 1948
    __ Bob Gibson shuts down the Sox in
    the 1967 series __ Sox trade Sparky Lyle to the
    Yankees for Danny Carter
    __ Big Red Machine beats the Sox in game 7 of the 1975 series
    __ Sox lose 14 1/2 game lead to the Yankees in 1978
    __ The "Boston Massacre" in 1978 (4 game sweep by the Yanks in
    Fenway in Sept)
    __ Bucky Dent's homer in the 1978
    playoff game
    __ Bob Stanley throws wild pitch in
    the 6th game of the 1986 series
    __ Grounder goes through Buckner's legs in the 6th game of the 1986 series
    __ Future Hall-of-Famer, Wade Boggs rides policeman's horse after the
    Yanks win the 1996 series
    __ Future Hall-of-Famer, Roger Clemens traded to the Yankees
    __ Yanks wipe out Sox in 5 games in
    the 1999 ALCS
    __ Roger Clemens wins game 4 for the Yankees to clinch the 1999 series

    3. Reasons you believe the Red Sox have NOT won a World Series:
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Lack of Pitching
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Lack of Hitting
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Lack of Defense
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Bad calls by the umps
    __ The Curse of The Bambino

    4. Have you experienced any of the
    following symptoms after another
    inevitable Red Sox collapse?:
    __ Headache
    __ Uncontrollable anger
    __ Heartache
    __ Holes punched in doors/windows
    __ Nausea
    __ Smashed TV screens
    __ Depression
    __ Avoided Yankee fans for 3 or more days

    5. October is your favorite month of
    the year.
    __ Yes
    __ No

    6. Are you tired of saying, "Wait Until Next Year"?
    __Yes
    __No

    7. Are you ready to admit that:
    a. Joe DiMaggio was better than Ted Williams
    __Yes
    __No

    b. Thurman Munson was better than Carlton Fisk
    __Yes
    __No

    c. Derek Jeter is better than Nomar Garciapara
    __Yes
    __No

    d. Don Zimmer is a managerial genius
    __Yes
    __No

    e. The Red Sox will be no better this century than last
    __Yes
    __No

    f. The "Green Monster" is ugly and stupid
    __Yes
    __No

    Once you have completed this form,
    please forward it to Yankee Stadium.
    Then burn all of your remaining Red Sox clothing, memorabilia, and associated reminders. After reviewing your request, the Yankee
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    * A recommended recuperation program, including a recording of Frank Sinatra singing "New York, New York"
    * An opportunity to obtain tickets to the 2002 World Series at Yankee Stadium
    * An "I've Come to my Senses" Yankee
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    * Chuck Knoblauch's new video,
    "Illusions: How to Almost Catch Balls and
    Tag Runners"
    * Posters of Boggs and Clemens in Yankee uniforms, complete with their championship rings
    * A dart board sporting a picture of Yaz
    * A copy of our ever popular handbook, "Harassing Red Sox Fans For Fun and Profit"
    * A coupon for a future poster of
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    * A one year subscription to a weekly
    support group for ex-Red fans in your area. If Rejected, you will receive:

    * Our pity and condolences, plus a
    25-second video capturing the
    past 100 years of Red Sox highlights in
    head-to-head competition against the Yankees.
    ------------------------------------------------

    LMFAO

    "LET'S GO YANKEES!" [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    Fuck Major League Baseball! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
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    That's some funny shit.

    God, I hate the fucking Yankees. Always have, always will. Unless my now 5 year old son ends up playing for them. Nahhh, I'd still hate them.

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    BOOO-YAHHH!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Donor

    Yeah fuck baseball.

    Also, Williams was better than Dimaggio, Nomar is better than Jeter, and Fisk is better than Munson.
    CHICAGO WHITE SOX - 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS

    The Chicago White Sox (1901-present) - The Original SOX - Proof

    The Boston Americans (1901)
    The Boston Somersets (1902)
    The Boston Pilgrims (1903-1906)
    The Boston Red Sox (1907-present) - Proof

    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Donor

    I am a diehard Sox fan [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] .....that's some funny shit.

    At least we have the Super Bowl Champions!! This should tell you something about Boston sports fans - I went to this past Super Bowl when the Pats won and after the game on Bourbon Street all the Boston fans were chanting "Yankees Suck!" all night long - we just win the Super Bowl and all anyone cares about is beating the f-ing Yankees????
    New England Patriots.
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    Originally posted by Pabs:

    Also, Williams was better than Dimaggio, Nomar is better than Jeter, and Fisk is better than Munson.
    Couldn't have put it any better Pabs.

    Screw the Yankees!
    The 'Foot has landed.

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    everybody now.....

    "NINETEEN EIGHTEEN!"

    JMJ [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    everybody now.....

    "NINETEEN EIGHTEEN!"

    JMJ [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
    1918!

    Boston Sucks! Boston Sucks!

    We kicked their asses (again) Mon. & Tues. night!

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    the love/hate between yankee and red sox fans, got to love it.
    go yankees.
    van halen shall return. what you think is nothing might be something after all.

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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    [QB][/QB]
    1. Please indicate the last time you
    watched the Red Sox win the World
    Series:
    __ 1918 (Please leave your form in
    the main office of your nursing home for mailing.)
    __ I have never witnessed this event


    obviously never have and even if I never do I would never, ever root for the Yankees.

    2. Please indicate your favorite moments in Red Sox history.(Check all that apply)
    __ Babe Ruth sold to the Yankees
    __ Pesky holds ball as the Yankees score the winning run in 1948
    __ Bob Gibson shuts down the Sox in
    the 1967 series
    __ Sox trade Sparky Lyle to the
    Yankees for Danny Carter
    __ Big Red Machine beats the Sox in game 7 of the 1975 series
    __ Sox lose 14 1/2 game lead to the Yankees in 1978
    __ The "Boston Massacre" in 1978 (4 game sweep by the Yanks in
    Fenway in Sept)
    __ Bucky Dent's homer in the 1978
    playoff game
    __ Bob Stanley throws wild pitch in
    the 6th game of the 1986 series
    __ Grounder goes through Buckner's legs in the 6th game of the 1986 series
    __ Future Hall-of-Famer, Wade Boggs rides policeman's horse after the
    Yanks win the 1996 series
    __ Future Hall-of-Famer, Roger Clemens traded to the Yankees
    __ Yanks wipe out Sox in 5 games in
    the 1999 ALCS
    __ Roger Clemens wins game 4 for the Yankees to clinch the 1999 series


    How 'bout all these moments suck(ed) and you can add Bill Lee traded for Stan Papi in 1978 and Bill Lee brutally beaten by Yankee goons Mickey Rivers and Graig Nettles in 1976?

    3. Reasons you believe the Red Sox have NOT won a World Series:
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Lack of Pitching
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Lack of Hitting
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Lack of Defense
    __ The Curse of The Bambino
    __ Bad calls by the umps
    __ The Curse of The Bambino


    A little of everything.

    4. Have you experienced any of the
    following symptoms after another
    inevitable Red Sox collapse?:
    __ Headache
    __ Uncontrollable anger
    __ Heartache
    __ Holes punched in doors/windows
    __ Nausea
    __ Smashed TV screens
    __ Depression
    __ Avoided Yankee fans for 3 or more days


    I find it's always good to avoid Yankee Fans.

    5. October is your favorite month of
    the year.
    __ Yes
    __ No


    don't have a favourite.

    6. Are you tired of saying, "Wait Until Next Year"?
    __Yes
    __No


    don't have occasion to say it

    7. Are you ready to admit that:
    a. Joe DiMaggio was better than Ted Williams
    __Yes
    __No


    why would I want to lie like that?

    b. Thurman Munson was better than Carlton Fisk
    __Yes
    __No


    at what? crashing small aircraft into the ground

    c. Derek Jeter is better than Nomar Garciapara
    __Yes
    __No


    Too close to call

    d. Don Zimmer is a managerial genius
    __Yes
    __No


    great guy, bad manager

    e. The Red Sox will be no better this century than last
    __Yes
    __No


    they did okay - winning isn't everything.

    f. The "Green Monster" is ugly and stupid
    __Yes
    __No


    I kinda like it

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    dude the thurman munson comment was kinda low dontcha' think???

    JMJ
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    The whole concept of this thread is kind of low! I will say however that Thurman was a great player and it's too bad his career was cut short. But gee, it's been like 25 years already...

 

 

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