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    Eruption BigBadBrian's Avatar
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    Any Song Hagar Doesn't Sing
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    "Talk about a huge breast!"

    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

    "It's Cool Whip time!"

    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

    "Don't play with your meat."

    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

    "You still have a little bit on your chin."

    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

    "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

    "How many are coming?"

    "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

    "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

    "How long do I beat it before it's ready?


    "Tardy? I don't feel tardy!"

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    Hang 'Em High Stuff No More's Avatar
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    LOL! I'm
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    Baluchitherium
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    Me Wise Magic
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    that's awesome.
    funny as hell.

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    Baluchitherium
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    LOL
    I am awesome

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    Donor

    LMAO. Funny stuff.
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    Dude....you totally wrecked thanksgiving for me. Everybody will now wonder what the fuck is wrong with the idiot at the end of the table giggling over "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."


    Gee thanks.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Little Dreamer
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    ROTFLMAO!! Damn those were funny!!
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    Thanksgiving rocks! You gotta love a holiday where everybody tries to "stuff a bird" at once. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    ROTFL!!!
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