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  1. #1
    diamonds4ever
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    This was posted by TK, webmaster of davidleeroth.com, to the dlrml.

    As we say goodbye to yet another hot and steamy summer,
    who'd have guessed what a cool and sleazy fall we'd
    be in for this year.

    Yes, that is Diamond Dave gracing the cover of the
    Rothtober issue of Spin and coming in at #10 in their
    countdown of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock."

    Check out "The Bottom Line" to see what the news
    team at Los Angeles' KTLA had to say about Dave's
    "sleazy" moment and watch those darn wacky anchor
    folks blush.

    We couldn't let Diamond Dave's "Sleaze" title go
    unrewarded to all the fine young thangs who
    contributed to the legend, so we bring to you
    a special chance to win a personalized, autographed
    copy of the Rothtober Spin for your very own.
    Frame it, carry it and look-in-the-know, whatever
    you choose, cause it's from Dave, just for you.

    The contest begins today in Dave-O-Matic and ends
    Rothtober 8th! Five lucky winners will be
    announced on Rothtober 10th. (That date sound familiar?
    Yup it's Diamond Dave's birthday, and what better
    way to celebrate than to open up the floodgates
    and spill the rules for The Miss Slawterhouse
    Fall 2000 Pageant! Are you ready?)

    Well it looks like print isn't the only way we've
    been seeing Diamond Dave recently.

    Have you caught him in the act in the on-the-air-
    every-other-minute Gateway Computer
    commercial? If you live under a rock, don't
    fret, visit WAZZUP's "The Bottom Line"
    for your own downloadable version of "Keep
    it real, Dave." A subliminal message perhaps?
    You tell us.

    Now on to the serious business. The internet's
    home of ill-repute, "Dave-O-Matic," housing
    the Miss Slawterhouse Contests and general
    debauchery is pleased to introduce to you...
    "Diamond Dave's Daily Catastrophe!!" In 5 languages!
    What the hell does it all mean anyway? Figure it out
    and you'll be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition!
    Not for the weak minded or fool hearty.

    So much Dave going on your gonna need a scorecard
    to keep track. "Everybody Wants Some!!," the official
    auction of DavidLeeRoth.com, (no illegal substances please,
    those can be sent directly to Slawterhouse, thanks.)
    always has some nifty little items.

    Check out the one-of-a-kind "Eat 'Em & Smile"
    tour jacket that was made for and worn by
    Diamond Dave. No one under the age of 18 should
    look at this. OK, it's just a cartoon, so who cares.
    It could be all yours!

    Hey, we're inspired, not just by the gal in leather
    hot pants on the Spin cover, but by all of you
    who contribute, disrupt, as well as your overall general
    sense of belligerence when it comes to the Diamond
    one. So if you've managed to get a photo op
    with you and Dave over the years, (not like the dude
    in the Gateway commercial please) send a copy to
    dlr@slawterhouse.com with a short description
    of what the hell went on, and you could be included
    in the very next issue of Slawterhouse Magazine!
    "The 100 Sleaziest Fans in Rock?"

    And for what brought us to the party in the first
    place... the music. Rothtober will be the month
    of many surprises, so stay tuned. (We just thought
    we'd raise your blood pressure a little if you made
    it all the way down here).

    Best,

    TK!!
    In a follow up post he says that we are talking new music!

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    Wonder if this will be the same "new music" the last new Dave tune was.

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    I'm sure that TK will find a way to piss on us fans again.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuff No More:
    Wonder if this will be the same "new music" the last new Dave tune was.

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    Stuff! That shot was so unlike you!



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    I get the feeling with TK that he/she/they aren't throwing the bone to us, they're throwing the bone AT us. Big difference.

  6. #6
    diamonds4ever
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    TK says it will not be old unreleased new music. It will be brand spanking *new* music. And that's are they are saying for now.
    Kinda goes along with Dave's statement about if they did a reunion: The only thing we are saying is we ain't saying nothing. NO news is good news, remember. Do you think Dave got back with them and did some songs, it didn't work out, and he put together a new band without a peep? I don't believe that for a second.

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    Whether the bones are being thrown at us or to us...at least someone connected to one of the four guys is talking. Although no one may quite decipher TK's "true" meaning...I'll take it.

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    Mard, man, we've gotten enough stuff from TK to draw flies. I'm tired of TK's brand of stuff

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