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    Have you ever took a tremenously huge shit that just wouldn't go down when you flushed? Then you take the brush you use to clean the toliet to break it up a bit and try flushing again. But it still won't go down. Now you're getting worried because the toliet is over flowing and bits of turds are sliding down the outside of the bowl and ending up on your bathroom floor. So, you conclude, the toliet must be clogged! Let me get the plunger. You start plunging away but this only causes more water and turdlettes to be gushed on to your floor. Then on top of it all off, when you pull the plunger back out, a spray of shit water hits you in the face and gets into your mouth. Damn!!!! Does that fuckin' suck or what? You run to the kitchen to scubb the piss/shit water off your face; gargle with your favorite brand of mouthwash, and drink a bear to get that nasty taste outta your mouth. Damn that sucks(not getting the nasty taste out of your mouth but the thought of fecal matter swishing around your tongue and teeth)!

    Now, you have to run to the local hardware store to purchase one of those toliet snakes to unclogged the plumbing. You run back to the casa because you feel another shit coming on; and you just have to get the damn throne unclogged, so you can take the next big dump. And thus the entire cycle starts all over again. I go through this at least once a week (except for the toliet snake, that was a one time buy) - h'bout you guys? ever have this monster turd/clogged toliet thing happen to you?
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    You mods better leave this open for awhile. I want fair and equal treatment, for all members, just like the mods get.
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    Originally posted by Van Gully:
    drink a bear to get that nasty taste outta your mouth.
    No. Closing this. No beastiality thanks Gully [img]smile.gif[/img] We'll have to start treating guys who post japanese scat porn into main with more respect one day, but for now its cowboy rules!

    [ January 18, 2002 at 04:17 AM: Message edited by: Goo ]

    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

 

 

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