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    Couple weeks ago, we had one of a handful of good snowfalls around here. I got up at the crack of noon on Saturday and swore to myself I was not going anywhere, and shoveling could wait. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

    About 4 o'clock I went out to shovel my (approximately) 99.9 degreed slope of a driveway, and immediately noticed that someone had shoveled my sidewalk while I was inside drinking coffee and surfing the web all day (hey, it was a day off work, ok??? [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] ).

    Well, I suspected the neighbor next door of doing the deed, but I didn't see him until today (almost three weeks later). Asked him while we were both getting our mail if it was him and he told me his son did it. Guys, this kid is about 7 years old - maybe 3 and a half feet tall, 50 lbs.

    I knew when I moved in this fall that the kid was a good lil dude, but now I know he really likes ol' Wolf. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

    So, I thanked his daddy and told him to tell lilttle Francis thank you very much for being sucj a great kid. What do you guys think I should do for him? [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    oop - wrong forum [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    Buy him another shovel so he gets it done quicker....(just kidding)
    Show him how to start a lawn mower and he'll mow the lawn this spring!lol
    5 bucks will do! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Just go for it!

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    That's cool. Give him ten bucks and like a pizza or ice cream. Even something small that he digs and is pretty cheap. Make him feel how you felt when you found out what he did.
    Oh, and um, check and see if he fucked up your yard or something and is trying to make up for it!
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    Burn him some Van Halen CD's.
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    Give ME 10 dollars!!!!!!

    What the fuck does a seven year old need your money for, that's why he's got parents?!?! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    Okay, in all seriousness, you can just give me 5 dollars!!!

    :charity:

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    maybe find out what he's into....like if he's into matchbox cars, you can get him a couple, or something like that....something he wants. I guess the next time you see him strike up a converstaion to find out what he's into and go with it.
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    Buy him a hooker, a pack of smokes & a fifth of Jack! [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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    Howzabout a nice, shiny nickle for the lad?

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    Originally posted by Rod Dangle:
    Buy him a hooker, a pack of smokes & a fifth of Jack! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    Yup, I was gonna say a case of beer and an Asian hooker.

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    Originally posted by distortion9:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Rod Dangle:
    Buy him a hooker, a pack of smokes & a fifth of Jack! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    Yup, I was gonna say a case of beer and an Asian hooker.</font>[/QUOTE]That'll work too! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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    I'd say it is your duty to turn the little meance onto some classic Van Halen. Duh!
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    Originally posted by distortion9:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Rod Dangle:
    Buy him a hooker, a pack of smokes & a fifth of Jack! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    Yup, I was gonna say a case of beer and an Asian hooker.</font>[/QUOTE]fuck that ! thats what i NEED !!
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    That's really a nice story Wolfman. It's obvious to me that his parents have taught him well...:good deeds:
    So, with that said, it should be his dad that corrupts him with vices, not Wolfman

    I would just ask him what he's interested in. Or if he collects anything, or is saving money for a new toy/skateboard/shoes/etc.That driveway sounds like a good place to skateboard

 

 

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