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    Strange City Names You have to check this out. there are some real winners in here. Here is a list from North Carolina. I didn't know that Batman was from NC.

    North Carolina

    Askewville
    Avon
    Bahama
    Bat Cave
    Bath
    Big Lick
    Blowing Rock
    Bolivia
    Bunlevel
    Climax
    Duck
    Frog Level
    Frog Pond
    Grimesland
    Gum Neck
    Horneytown
    Kill Devil Hills
    Meat Camp
    Lizard Lick
    Speed
    Tick Bite
    Toast
    Welcome
    Wise
    Whynot
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    I always thought "Kill Devil Hill" was an ironic name for a town in a state that is home to Jesse Helms, major tobacco companies, and a good chunk of the Ku Klux Klan. Kill the Devil? He couldn't be more at home there !

    Oh yeah, isn't Hootie & the Blowfish from NC? Can't get much more Satanic than that [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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    Funny topic. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Here's Michigan's

    Bad Axe ~ sounds like a metal band

    Christmas

    Climax ~

    Eden

    Gay ~ uhhhhhhhhhh......

    Hell ~ this one is a classic

    Jugville ~ Nice

    Kalamazoo

    Olive Branch

    Paradise

    Pigeon

    Pine Stump Junction

    Podunk ~ this one sounds like it should be in Kentucky

    Slapneck ~ this would be a great name for a band.

    We also have the greatest street name of all time...... Big Beaver Rd. ~ Exit 69 off the I-75 expressway.

    M*U*L*E

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    Here's a couple in Illinois that just cracked me up when I first moved here... there are more, but I gotta think, and no time to do THAT right now!

    Reddick
    Beaverville

    Wisconsin
    Embarass
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    FORD,

    It looks like the state of Washington has some real winners, also:

    Forks - I guess untensils are big in this town?!?

    George - gee I wonder what the name is of the guy who founded this town?

    Humptulips -this is my personal favorite. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    Index

    Tukwila

    Tumtum

    Tumwater

    Walla Walla
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    My former boss was from ol' Bad Axe, Michigan!

    I was looking at a map of California one time, and up north, there's a town called "Happy Camp" - I guess the town folk there are all a bunch of "Happy Campers"!

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Van Gully:
    FORD,

    It looks like the state of Washington has some real winners, also:

    Forks - I guess untensils are big in this town?!?


    Actually chainsaws. Major logging town. In fact, one of the local greasy spoon cafe's actually has a "spotted owl burger" on the menu. It's really chicken, of course.

    George - gee I wonder what the name is of the guy who founded this town?

    Actually, this town was founded in the 1950's by some guy who was surprised nobody else had thought of it first. George Washington. What could be more logical? It's small enough to blink and miss it, but it has one claim to fame: The Gorge, best place on earth to see a concert.

    Humptulips -this is my personal favorite. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    Yeah, somebody had a sense of humor with that one. Another small town, near the beach.

    Index

    Tukwila

    Tumtum

    Tumwater

    Walla Walla


    All Indian names, believe it or not, except for Index (not sure where that came from)

    Tumtum??? Now there's one I haven't heard of.

    [ December 13, 2001 at 09:58 AM: Message edited by: FORD ]</p>
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    There is a small town in MA called Athol.
    (read as: asshole with a lisp.)

    Sorry if I insulted anyone from there. [img]redface.gif[/img]
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    Donor

    Why hasn't anyone mentioned Intercourse, PA, yet?
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    There'a "Big Bone Lick" out in the sticks here in KY. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Connecticut-Mianus
    Massachusetts-Gay Head
    Minnesota-Nimrod
    Nebraska-Colon
    Oklahoma-Hooker
    South Dakota-Oral
    West Virginia-Big Ugly
    Wisconsin-Spread Eagle
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    And of course, Larry Bird is from French Lick, Indiana...

    Anyway, what do you call someone who has one parent from Dumfries, Virginia and the other one is from Manassas?
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    A: Dum-ass! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Rod Dangle:

    Podunk
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    There's a cool band from Texas with that name!

    From BC

    Spusum
    kitsolano
    coquitlam
    whally
    chilliwack
    Grand Forks
    kelowna
    white horse


    not really funny, just some fucked up names. Pick most any town in BC and it's got a screwy name.
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    Little Dreamer
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    A few places I'll have to visit:

    Alabama
    Bobo (is this where the phrase "honking on bobo" came from?)

    Arkansas
    Bald Knob
    Weiner

    California
    Fort Dick
    Sucker Flat

    Colorado
    Climax

    Delaware
    Blue Ball
    Cocked Hat

    Florida
    Kissimmee
    Mayo

    Georgia
    Cumming
    Hopeulikit

    Indiana
    Ballstown
    Floyds Knobs
    French Lick
    Gnaw Bone

    Kentucky
    Beaver Lick
    Lick Fork
    Mud Lick
    Paint Lick
    Spring Lick (boy, they sure do like licking in Kentucky!)

    Missouri
    Licking

    North Carolina
    Big Lick
    Horneytown
    Meat Camp
    Lizard Lick

    Ohio
    Three Legs Town [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    South Carolina
    Ninety Six

    South Dakota
    Oral

    Tennessee
    Sweet Lips

    Texas
    Ding Dong
    Noodle

    Virginia
    Threeway

    Wisconsin
    Spread Eagle
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    Baluchitherium
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    Where is Welcome? What does the sign say, Welcome to Welcome. lol
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