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    once again, the onion sees all, knows all

    Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance
    WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying with weapons inspections. "Enough is enough," a determined Bush told reporters. "We are not fooled by Saddam's devious attempts to sway world opinion by doing everything the U.N. asked him to do. We will not be intimidated into backing down and, if we have any say in the matter, neither will Saddam." Bush added that any further Iraqi attempt to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be regarded as "an act of war."

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    You're joking right?

    If Bush said that, he truly is a dumbass.
    Besides, if you want war, theres nothing like the VH fans v.s the G-N-R fans a while back. Truly historic.
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    Hey Ikeda! How do I get the Bagdad Gazzette delivered to my door?
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    You guys are frightening me. Get a clue.

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    Originally posted by MikeL:
    You guys are frightening me. Get a clue.
    LMAO

    swage, JJ, you've got to check out the onion. as far as a i know, they have more republican readers than iraqi. i report, you decide [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Ikeda:
    i report, you decide [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Ohhhhhh, I see. How embarassing.
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    I thought everyone knew the Onion was just a joke newspaper.

    Don't they distribute hard copy versions in NYC for like a buck? Or is it free?
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    The Onion IS the all-time best publication ever. I highly recommend Our Dumb Century and other books they have also put out. What I especially find refreshing about The Onion is that it skewers the crap out of everyone - left, right, liberal & conservative. The Onion started as a one-sheet paper while I was attending UW Madison. It had one or maybe two satirical stories and coupons for drink specials etc.
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    s'cool swage. i know i'm considered a suspect source of info in some corners - i thought the onion was pretty mainstream. glad we could turn you onto it.

    i'm off to the indigo girls concert with my wife. have a good weekend!

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    Well, on a serious note, my brother was called just TODAY, Feb. 14th, 2003. They told him nothing, but to be at his Unit headquarters by Sunday at 7:00a.m. NO other details. He has been in the service for 18 years. I am nervous for him.
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    Originally posted by Ikeda:
    ... Bush added that any further Iraqi attempt to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be regarded as "an act of war."
    I love the Onion! The funny thing is, although Baby-Bush hasn't actually said this, you know its what he is actually thinking!

    Or does he think?

    Anyone else more afraid of Bush than Saddam?
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    saw an article in the paper today that says Special Forces teams are already inside Iraq, doing recon for a war. from the way this article was written, i'd say war has started already...
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