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    Eruption Women And Roth First's Avatar
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    (WARF enters 7-11, puts a beef burrito in the microwave for 5 minutes, the burrito explodes)

    WARF: (Takes exploded burrito out of the microwave) Do you expect me to eat this?

    Habeeb: No poblum mang' you get nother

    WARF: (Heats up another burrito in the microwave, explodes again!) I'm not satisfied with this product!

    Habeeb: You ready blow up the peef sandwich, you pay for both!

    WARF: I'm not paying for anything! I expect better service from you, I demand a refund!

    habeeb: You never paid? get out my store!

    WARF: (steals a beef jerky stick) i'm taking this with me (runs out the door)

    Habeeb: you sons a bitch





    [This message has been edited by Women And Roth First (edited October 27, 2000 at 11:21 AM).]

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    WARF...
    LOL.
    You are all the way out there....

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    you're a little shit disturber!!! i love it!!!

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    Oh yes, my brotha WARF at his best. Cool that kinda rymed and shit. LOL. Anyway, keep it up WARF, that is too funny dude. Out

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    he must be related to roth, man.

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    LMAO

    WARF=The Borrito Bandit!!!

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    when i walked into my local 7-11 Kerpal the owner says"hey you i know you ,you kick my dog!" huh? "You kick my dog!now he need operation fucking guy !" dude i dont know you..."Damn right yes you do! im going to get my lawyer and he s going to shoot you fucking dude" whatever man im outta here you ass..."Dont you ever cuss at me damn right you! you mother wears underwear on her face fucking man !" ......"Enjoy your slurpee and come again" im not goin back there,at least not for 2 weeks !!

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    that was hilarious, rick!!!

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    Man, I gotta get into more 7-11's


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    warf be careful with the burritos killers

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    Eruption Women And Roth First's Avatar
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    More random acts of terrorism to come, don't touch that dial, Gandhai-mart madness... live in front of your naked steaming eyes!!



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    Catch that smile and I hit the roof" - So This Is Love?

 

 

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