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    I am going on alittle love fest this weekend.
    Which woman should I bring along?

    a) big tits
    b) flat as a board, but a great body
    c) tits the size of small tomatoes, but the best looking of the three

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    all three.
    well, i'd actually choose c.
    however, personality goes a long way.

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    is one nicknamed "Hoover?" take her...
    "is this a good show tonight, or fuckin' what?" - DLR, Montreal, 11/10/07

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    Well, I think you mean SEX fest, because obviously you dont love any of these women so I say...Choose the one that your most SEXUALLY attracted too. Hopefully, They haven't read this thread because I know if I were one of the three I'd be sending you on a sex FIST...
    Have fun and dont forget the condoms...
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    Go with "c" ... Tomatoes are not so bad !! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    i also would have said "C"
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    C...The C cup!!! Haha no j/k. Answer C would be my choice, cuz like 79th said...Tomatoes aint bad!
    I am awesome

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    Where is this sex fest, and why wasn't I invited?? [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

    Seriously though, what type of gig is this anyways?? One of those Hedonist getaways or what?

    Well, I say take whichever one is more into you. If they are all attractive in their own way, the one who is more into you is the one you'll have more fun with, cause she'll want to please you. Personally, I'd take all 3! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] You can't beat big titties though [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    if ya take all three, don't forget the video camera...
    "is this a good show tonight, or fuckin' what?" - DLR, Montreal, 11/10/07

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    Metaphysically speaking, there's a lot more to a woman than her breasts.

    Physically speaking, there's a lot more to a woman than her breasts.

    You description of A implies all she has going for her is a larger cup size.

    Your description of B implies (IYHO) her only real flaw is a nonexistant chest.

    Your description of C implies that you're pretty hung up on larges breasts.

    My purely physical opinion ranks them in reverse order of preference (C, B, A). Metaphysically speaking, I don't know any of them, and I can't say which one is more than pretty wrapping paper on a turd.

    *checks the audience*
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    Damn, put them all to sleep again
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:

    Have fun and dont forget the condoms...
    If it's A, I won't need condoms! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Sammy Who?:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:

    Have fun and dont forget the condoms...
    If it's A, I won't need condoms! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]bring all three!!!

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    Well C was the winner!

    You never know a woman until you get her in the sack. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    She only came when she was on all 4's

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    Originally posted by Sammy Who?:
    She only came when she was on all 4's
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

 

 

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