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    Well, let's see. What are the factors that make sex with someone thrilling? At least for that first time.

    Thrill of the chase. How often do men actually run?

    Promise of a really good time. Now, I love to crush a good ego now and again, so, let me just tell you now that that magic roadmap to a woman's ecstasy that you think you have, is actually a raggedy-assed patchwork of tricks and techniques you've pieced together.
    What you have yet to figure out is that there isn't one. Each woman is different in her likes and dislikes. I dunno how many times I've been talking to a female friend and had her say "god, I wonder who he was fucking last, and did she really like having the back of her knees licked?" (insert whatever bizarre thing he was doing in that space).

    You are really attracted to this person.
    Now we all know that men are interested in anything that moves, (and some don't even require that) but you know, for a woman, knowing that you are option 4627342 of the evening really does nothing to motivate you into even looking at a guy. Some men wear their desperation like cologne.
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    Ouch.

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    So glad these are issues I no longer have to deal with.
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    Originally posted by Brett:
    So glad these are issues I no longer have to deal with.
    MR B..ARE YOU MARRIED?
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by Brett:
    So glad these are issues I no longer have to deal with.
    WhatEVER, "Steve Austin". What kind of innoculation did you get shot into your system that the rest ofus didn't when you got married? LMAO. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    i disagree.
    i think women are just as interested in sex, if not more. just because they are smart/stupid enough to hide it, is almost irrelevant. aside from the fact that the men always end up looking like pigs (insert original post).

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    hm, well. i know 2 women right now that i can say do not fit that category of not being as interested....
    before the age of 25, one has bedded 30+ guys.
    the other, before the age of 45, has bedded 75+ guys.
    i dont know ANY guy... ANY GUY who comes even close to those 2. (ok, any guy who isnt a musician [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
    <a href="http://www.mp3.com/jaycjames" target="_blank">http://www.mp3.com/jaycjames</a> for topless waitresses, lame guitar heroics and songs about nothing you could ever be REMOTELY interested in.

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    I know a guy who told me he's slept with over 100 women.... I was thinking...Geeze you must be lousey if not one stuck around...

    [ February 25, 2002 at 12:33 PM: Message edited by: Fabulous Shadow aka VHL ]</p>
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    I know a guy who told me he's slept with over 100 women.... I was thinking...Geeze you must be lousey if not one stuck around...
    Ouch... Part II.

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
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    So glad these are issues I no longer have to deal with.
    MR B..ARE YOU MARRIED?[/QUOTE]No I'm gay of course.
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    Originally posted by Brett:
    No I'm gay of course.
    careful gully, he's kidding.

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    MR B..ARE YOU MARRIED?

    No I'm gay of course.
    Ten seconds until this gets cut and pasted over at hitchworld. LOL!!

    [ February 25, 2002 at 01:55 PM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]</p>

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    Dude it's already there come on. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    amen, the tabloids are gonna have a field day.
    VHL, man, that's harsh!

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    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

 

 

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