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    Whoever said that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach...LIED...LIED ...LIED!!
    This thread will hopefully give the guys a better understanding of the women's language.
    Feel free to add your own language, just make sure you explain
    NO=Absolutely NOT
    Maybe=Probably not, but you can go to great lengths to change my mind!!
    YES=You better not leave me at the 50yard line again while you're making your field goal.
    YES=Be prepared to take your time
    I'm tired=you haven't been helping me out enough, damn it!!!
    I have a headache=blue balls
    No, I'm not awake=use your hand

    A womans opinion

    [This message has been edited by ANGEL4U (edited July 21, 2000 at 08:31 AM).]

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    Well, with me, when I say No I mean No, and when I say Yes, I mean that too. The problem is that I can't bring myself to say either one! *sigh*

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    News Brief:
    A woman must have come up with this...
    There is now a birth control pill for men.
    I wonder if it causes bloating, weight gain and irritability?

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    OK Ladies.....I now Respect the Womans body and what she says and how she says it. Yesterday I had to take my wife into the ER because of Pain in her lower ab....to make a real long story short, it ended up being an ovarian cyst that ruptured. Now here is my point. I sat through 4 different procedures with the GYN. OMG!!!!!!!!! I honestly did not know they do things like that when you girls go see your GYN. I felt sorry for her and at one point I asked the Dr. if this was really needed. He looked at me like I was stoned. I felt so sorry for my wife, I just wanted him to stop. My point is......I am so glad Im a guy. You girls go through hell when your plumbing acts up. Im 34 and I never really knew. It was quite the Education. PS. She is fine and is at home resting with her Percecets.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Porsche944:
    My point is......I am so glad Im a guy. PS. She is fine and is at home resting with her Percecets. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry about your wife. A little TLC would help a lot
    Here's another news brief:
    1 in 500 tubal ligations (tubes tied) don't take. I suggest the man get snipped!!!




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    Porsche, you're absolutely right. They DO do some pretty awful stuff, and it hurts.

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    Porsche, I'm happy to hear that your wife is feeling better, man.

    And before this thread gets too much estrogen in it I'd like to post just a few female peep-ism's I've had to go up against.

    Do you think she's pretty? (How the hell can we answer that? If we say "yes", we don't get any. If we say "no" and it's unconvincing, we don't get any - AND we're caught lying. Real bad.)

    No. (This is a potential mine field, guys. No should always mean no. If the gal is just playing hard to get, and you're persistent, you can wear her down. Unless, of course, she really MEANS "no". Then you gotta stop or else you might have to go to court, you know? )

    Why do you like football? What's the point? (Do not - I repeat - DO NOT get into this argument with a chick. If you know you're football, there's no way you can lode this argument. You can only win, which means that you really lose, because chicks HATE when they lose arguments. You will get none.)

    You never listen. (Oh, we listen, we just don't CARE. )

    Why do you always want to &*#!@$ ? (Because we men have more testosterone in our bodies than you ladies have estrogen in yours. Biological fact. This means we can't help it. Wooo Hooo!! )

    Why were you smiling at my sister? (Hopefully guys, you never have to hear this question. I did... and I didn't have a great answer. LOL. Hey, at least I kept it in the family, right?)

    Angel, why'd you name this thread Mars vs. Venus? Too much violence. LOL. He IS after all "The God of War.

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    Mars comes off the turnbuckle! OOOOOH! chair shot to the head! Thats gotta hurt venus!


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
    Angel, why'd you name this thread Mars vs. Venus? Too much violence. LOL. He IS after all "The God of War. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    There is a book out about "Men are from Mars-Women are from Venus".
    It talks about this very issue-how different men and women think!!!


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    Wow! I wish I could find a girlfriend like some of Rich's

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    No=Yes
    Women=fuckin crazy
    just kidding of course but sometimes I wonder why women can't undrstand men's confusion sometimes when they ask so many damn trick questions where there is no right answer.
    eh. women just need to stay in the kitchen where they belong....just kidding again of course

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    This is gonna take a real nasty turn soon.

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    i m tired = bitch i have a headache=bitch not tonight= bitch.....and since when arent women supposed to be as horny as men ? every girlfreind ive had has always been receptive and just as preoccupied with sex as me...guess thats why i dug em so much they werent cold fishes.......nuff said

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Aquatic Punk:

    damn trick questions

    [This message has been edited by Aquatic Punk (edited July 22, 2000 at 08:01 AM).]
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    Trick questions? What trick questions?
    Is she prettier than me? Do you think I'm fat? Don't you want to get married and settle down? Why are you looking at her? Do you love me? Something like these?
    You are missing the whole point and that's why you're confused.
    I think this is an insecurity issue, no matter what the gender.
    And how can you have any kind of relationship if you're that insecure?
    This isn't just about sex, but the way men and women think about things in general.
    Cold fish=you're not that good,honey!!!!



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    I respect your intellect
    more impressive still
    are you sporting skills
    do i detect
    integrity and self-respect?
    cool
    now lose the dress, keep the shoes


 

 

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